where's my f%$&'n bike -Rodney Rude
Kevin Bloody Wilson Perhaps?
Hey Santa claus you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!