Dear Santa

Dozer

Dozer

Heavy machinery.
Staff member
All I want for Christmas is some good weather. I'm happy for overnight rain, not much wind, buff trails and glassy waves. The alarm clock is also getting the arse!
 
dirt lover

dirt lover

Likes Bikes and Dirt
If Santa could give me a summer where I don't break any of the parts on my bikes and end up forking out a crap load of money then that would be nice.
 
S

Shredden

Knows his goats
Sennheiser HD280 headphones, a good quality analogue watch, an ISCG 05 32-36t straitline silent guide, a large orange/blue TLD super retro jersey, a HP Envy 15, buildkit for my park BMX, and new tyres, shock bushings and radiators for my 2003 CR125.

Oh, and a repairable write-off 2005 WRX STi with only body damage for a rally car conversion.

And a cute girlfreind.

I have been really good santa :)
 
D

D2R

Likes Bikes
Trigger02 said:
where's my f%$&'n bike -Rodney Rude
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Kevin Bloody Wilson Perhaps?

Hey Santa claus you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
 
Dafatkid

Dafatkid

Likes Bikes
A can of Elbow grease for work

An RDO every week instead of once a fortnight

Some sort of exotic dually to replace my current boat anchor 29er
 
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