The colourful phrase dictionary

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Prolapse of Judgement - much of my behaviour this holiday season.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Shitmas!.
a fine combination of getting the shits, and the festive season!
as in "Like whatever, Merry Shitmas you Chunt"

 

[eastie]

Going at it like a confused kamikaze pilot: throttling the stick, with facial contortions, tears and arm movements mimicking the appearance of a kamizaze pilot flying through thick cloud without instruments.

 

[Knuckles]

Bermslot; the yawning chasm between a certain Farkiner's posts and the comprehension ability of any other human being on the planet........

 

[moorey]

Daullie/Daulie/Daully: A sick bike with daul shockies.
If it hasn't already burned a hole in the minds of many, it should have.

 

[stirk]

Knuckled: Riding single track and smashing hand between grip and tree.

 

[eastie]

Daullie/Daulie/Daully: A sick bike with daul shockies.
If it hasn't already burned a hole in the minds of many, it should have.

just like inhaling a line of fine peruvian marching powder will burn a hole in your nostrils, that burns a hole in the mind

 

[pink poodle]

Thickforest - one who can't see the forest for the trees...ignoring the answer, as it is not what you want to hear.

 

[moorey]

Thickforest - one who can't see the forest for the trees...ignoring the answer, as it is not what you want to hear.

Yep. Those mods are pretty thick.

 

[pink poodle]

Yep. Those mods are pretty thick.

So it was you! Financial forest...

 

[moorey]

So it was you! Financial intense forest...

Fixed......

 

[pink poodle]

Fixed......

I can't wait for a ride report on that frame...

 

[pink poodle]

Dirty dingoed - when you buy something, but unwittingly get fucked over by the vendor. Mainly through miss information. Use: I brought a cube frame, but it has a crack. I got dirty dingoed.

 

[moorey]

I say I got Dragoned. Angry Dragoned to be precise :behindsofa:

 

[pink poodle]

I say I got Dragoned. Angry Dragoned to be precise :behindsofa:

Dragoned works better, I agree. Perhaps the angry dragon is a kind of after sales service?

 

[Rob_74]

Moorilified - vilified by Moorey

 

[moorey]

Moorilified - vilified by Moorey

Shut your fucking trap, you gap toothed, bow legged, fair skinned stick figure! :rant:

 

[Rob_74]

Shut your fucking trap, you gap toothed, bow legged, fair skinned stick figure! :rant:

Really is that your best moorilification because i am not sure that deserves its own word...

 

[moorey]

Really is that your best moorilification because i am not sure that deserves its own word...

.....out:

 

[Flow-Rider]

Dirty dingoed - when you buy something, but unwittingly get fucked over by the vendor. Mainly through miss information. Use: I brought a cube frame, but it has a crack. I got dirty dingoed.

Dragon, sells all types of weird shit like broken carbon road bike frames. I've seen some of his Ads on Scumtree in the past, it was a road bike with an integral seat post snapped off at the top tube. I thought he might of went bin diving in the LBS waste bins or something alike.