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[pink poodle]

Douche bag of the year.

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That's really fucked up. Any suitable bikes floating around at the moment?

 

[safreek]

What sort of fuckwit, really.
No wonder we are all fucked. Except rotorburners of course.

 

[moorey]

Are they vegan friendly? Asking for a friend.

 

[DMan]

What sort of fuckwit, really.
No wonder we are all fucked. Except rotorburners of course. View attachment 358647

I'll have to try them. Just can't help myself

 

[moorey]

Smiths put lactose powder in a heap of flavours that have no logical need for it. In fact, I think only their plain salted are ok.
Haven’t eaten a lamington for around 25 years. In my memory they were good....well, the ones my grandma made.
Call me when there’s a ‘chocolate eclair’ flavour. It could turn me....until I tasted them.

 

[safreek]

Are they vegan friendly? Asking for a friend.

Pretty sure many lamingtons died for this fucken idiot idea

 

[safreek]

I'll have to try them. Just can't help myself

Let me know how they go, be surprised if they are any good.
I have noticed the popcorn with the truffle and Parmesan (possibly) are permanent special

 

[FigBo0T]

Pretty sure many lamingtons died for this fucken idiot idea

I took a picture of this abomination in the servo this week too. I'm not a big chip guy, but did go a pack of chicken Smith's this week. Chocolate, coconut and cream, are the 3 things at the top of the list of 'Things You Don't Put On Chips'

 

[FigBo0T]

Are they vegan friendly? Asking for a friend.

I'm sure the cream is non-dairy.

 

[safreek]

I'm sure the cream is non-dairy.

Probably really don't want the answer but where does the cream cum from

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Probably really don't want the answer but where does the cream cum from

a cat

you'd be surprised how much you can get out of one

 

[pink poodle]

Smiths put lactose powder in a heap of flavours that have no logical need for it. In fact, I think only their plain salted are ok.
Haven’t eaten a lamington for around 25 years. In my memory they were good....well, the ones my grandma made.
Call me when there’s a ‘chocolate eclair’ flavour. It could turn me....until I tasted them.

I almost purchased a chocolate eclair this morning. Damn fine pastry they are. Opted for a blueberry pie instead. Fuck you baker! Just because you made the apple goo purple doesn't mean it's blueberry now!!! #robbed

 

[pink poodle]

I'm sure the cream is non-dairy.

Mock cream, the baker's favourite, is dairy free.




Edit - actually it is not. I was sure it was some evil long life sugar and shit recipe.
Even googled "vegan mock cream" and didn't really find much answers. Long live dairy!

 

[safreek]

a cat

you'd be surprised how much you can get out of one

Fucken cats always get the cream. So unfair

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Praps I better post this for context

 

[pink poodle]

Praps I better post this for context

Love some cat custard. Reminds me
Of one of my fav black adder moments...

 

[Nambra]

WTF is wrong with people...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...an-road.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Mark Latunski, 50, who is accused of butchering 25-year-old Kevin Bacon and eating his testicles, was stopped outside his remote Michigan home on November 25, chasing a 29-year-old man down the road.

bacon and beans eh...

 

[moorey]

#fakemews

Definitely a ‘Florida man’

 

[Daniel Hale]

Mock cream, the baker's favourite, is dairy free.


Edit - actually it is not. I was sure it was some evil long life sugar and shit recipe.
Even googled "vegan mock cream" and didn't really find much answers. Long live dairy!

it’s usually butter & icing sugar that’s washed with water (longer shelf life than cream), if made with marg it’s dairy free

 

[nzhumpy]

WTF is wrong with people...

Kevin Bacon

bacon and beans eh...

TBH he looks nothing like KB...icing not eaten on the day - bin