COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

safreek

*******
Definitely an essential service, mental and pyshical health benefits taking pressure off the health system. Just use a santisier lube mix and youll be sweet. Clean up might be hard with out the TP though..
Health crisis Vs economic crisis, seesh, who would have thought.


Wash them down with handwash bro and everything will be fine.
Your right, I will hose them down with metho , and use a condom, safe sex. What can go wrong
 

Scotty T

Walks the walk
I'm still going to work because I can and I have to financially but I wish I would be ordered to stay home. Even knowing I will not be paid. It's the best and quickest way out!
Still dropping my son off for the same reason, and my family agrees it needs to be called despite the burden.

Son works for a computer repairs and sales shop, arguably in a lock down more essential than say boutique fashion or jewellery or diy. But the message we just got is shopping centres are open.

Stupid people stood down will not be able to socialise but can still romp through the shops leaving the virus on surfaces they don't have the capacity to clean. They will think that's ok, and still miss the whole point. They will literally take that message as my bathroom painting project keeps the essential retail worker in the economy going.
 

Sethius

Crashed out somewhere
That's very interesting as we have a construction loan too - I assume your initial valuation was positive?
Yeah, sure was. Quiet positive indeed. Very keen to get it done, landscaped and evaluated again. Got word of some good shopping come up nearby with long title dates on it.
 

Art Vanderlay

Hourly daily
Shit.....if I die, I can only have 10 peeps at my funeral. 3 kids, wife, coffin escort man, reverend bob and Scott from marketing only leaves 3 spots. Anyone want to buy a ticket?

On a more serious note, that but was just an hour of this and that and some of this. For fucks sake shut it all down. Make a decision you twat
 

Boom King

downloaded a pic of moorey's bruised arse
If children don't get symptomatic disease in reference to covid 19, htf do we know if they are carrying and infectecting Dr Murphy?

I'm no genius but I suspect kids get infected and pass it on just like everyone else....
 

Scotty T

Walks the walk
Shit.....if I die, I can only have 10 peeps at my funeral. 3 kids, wife, coffin escort man, reverend bob and Scott from marketing only leaves 3 spots. Anyone want to buy a ticket?

On a more serious note, that but was just an hour of this and that and some of this. For fucks sake shut it all down. Make a decision you twat
Those out of work could start webcasting funerals, a whole new line for wedding photographers and a new opportunity for tech savvy peeps laid off. A bit Gerry Harvey of me I know but being at funerals virtually is arguably more important than buying extra fridges to hoard.
 

Milpool

Have knuckles, will drag
Those out of work could start webcasting funerals, a whole new line for wedding photographers and a new opportunity for tech savvy peeps laid off. A bit Gerry Harvey of me I know but being at funerals virtually is arguably more important than buying extra fridges to hoard.
I heard an ad on the radio this morning for a funeral home that does a web feed for those who can't attend. Strange world we live in.
 

Kerplunk

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Just to make everyone feel even better about how the gov is going.. We have relo’s the live on one of the big greek islands. They haven’t had one case. Yet all schools closed and all non essential work shutdown. They can only leave the house in groups of two or they are fined 50 odd euro.. Same lockdown as the rest of euro, with no cases. And the people are happy about it.. Couldn’t give a fk about the economic impact even though their country is essentially broke..
 

Scotty T

Walks the walk
Those speculating how the other leadership may have responded would do well to remember how they had a plan for climate change based on hard(ish) decisions which played a big part in losing them the election.
 

beeb

Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Fark, just saw a government ad saying "for most people, coronavirus is a mild disease with a quick recovery" then waffled on about how it's important to stay away from the oldies though.

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silentbutdeadly

has some good things to say
I did get one takeaway from that clusterfuck of a press conference...Easter camping is cancelled (according to Scotty from marketing). But he didn't clearly say that so...

...are these rules or merely guidelines? Or do we wait for each of the States to again provide us with their own interpretation?

I only ask because I can guarantee that, even now, there are families out there staking claims to prime pieces of Murray River frontage for a few days of 'getting away from it all' with every other idiot. And that scenario will be replicated right across this country....
 

Cardy George

Piercing rural members since 1981
I did get one takeaway from that clusterfuck of a press conference...Easter camping is cancelled (according to Scotty from marketing). But he didn't clearly say that so...

...are these rules or merely guidelines? Or do we wait for each of the States to again provide us with their own interpretation?

I only ask because I can guarantee that, even now, there are families out there staking claims to prime pieces of Murray River frontage for a few days of 'getting away from it all' with every other idiot. And that scenario will be replicated right across this country....
And we have Child Care Centre Facebook groups organising walks around town looking for bears in windows. "But make sure you follow social distancing guidelines"

FFS
 

Scotty T

Walks the walk
I did get one takeaway from that clusterfuck of a press conference...Easter camping is cancelled (according to Scotty from marketing). But he didn't clearly say that so...

...are these rules or merely guidelines? Or do we wait for each of the States to again provide us with their own interpretation?

I only ask because I can guarantee that, even now, there are families out there staking claims to prime pieces of Murray River frontage for a few days of 'getting away from it all' with every other idiot. And that scenario will be replicated right across this country....
Yeah me and the wife are gonna go for some outdoor exercise, down the coast, isolate in the tent.
 
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