Little Things You Hate

[Tubbsy]

Never picked you for a Harley rider.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

The fact that alcohol is banned on V/Line trains when getting pissed on a train is one of life’s greatest pleasures has always gotten my goat however this enterprising Scottish Gentleman really brought home how much of a travesty it is.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1455900288443879428

 

[Oddjob]

The fact that alcohol is banned on V/Line trains when getting pissed on a train is one of life’s greatest pleasures has always gotten my goat however this enterprising Scottish Gentleman really brought home how much of a travesty it is.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1455900288443879428

Notice how he isn't listening to the hilltop hoods on a speaker and probably doesn't smell like he's pissed himself?

That's why Victorians can't have nice things.

Ps some drunk Melbourne cup photos to emphasise the point.

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[Asininedrivel]

Bogans ruin everything

amended

 

[Oddjob]

amended

Ironically, Perth bogans wouldn't be seen dead on a train. That's for kids and yuppie pooftas

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[moorey]

Ironically, Perth bogans wouldn't be seen dead on a train. That's for kids and yuppie pooftas

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In their defence, they wouldn’t be allowed on without shoes and shirts.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Ironically, Perth bogans wouldn't be seen dead on a train. That's for kids and yuppie pooftas

Do they ride only horses or exclusively roll in VK Commodores, XD Falcons or DUI Express bicycles with 50cc 2 stroke motors?

 

[Oddjob]

DUI Express bicycles with 50cc 2 stroke motors?

Bingo!

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[pink poodle]

Ironically, Perth bogans wouldn't be seen dead on a train. That's for kids and yuppie pooftas

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Go easy on them...they have just left the age of steam and people riding trains is a relatively novel idea over there.

Do they ride only horses or exclusively roll in VK Commodores, XD Falcons or DUI Express bicycles with 50cc 2 stroke motors?

I did come across a bit of these motorbicycles on the long and winding cycleway of perth.

 

[Haakon]

Do they ride only horses or exclusively roll in VK Commodores, XD Falcons or DUI Express bicycles with 50cc 2 stroke motors?

Bogans cant afford VKs and XDs anymore!

 

[beeb]

Most bogans cant afford VKs and XDs anymore!

FIFY

But those who can are also bogans.

 

[The Duckmeister]

Epstein-Barr can eat a bag of dicks. Little fucker rarely misses a chance to stick the boot in when the body's defences are distracted.

 

[Haakon]

FIFY

But those who can are also bogans.

Very true...

 

[Mr Crudley]

Bogans cant afford VKs and XDs anymore!

Oh, yes. spot on.
How can you be a true bogan without a worthy locally made car. Tough times indeed.

 

[ausdb]

Bogans cant afford VKs and XDs anymore!

FIFO bogans are the nouveau riche these days they can afford anything.

 

[Haakon]

FIFO bogans are the nouveau riche these days they can afford anything.

Like my new neighbours - twenty somethings, new million dollar house, BMW for him and Audi for her, rich parents in Range Rover and they are both very unappealing footy loving bogans...

 

[creaky]

Like my new neighbours - twenty somethings, new million dollar house, BMW for him and Audi for her, rich parents in Range Rover and they are both very unappealing footy loving bogans...

Bloody bitcoins

 

[birddog69]

Like my new neighbours - twenty somethings, new million dollar house, BMW for him and Audi for her, rich parents in Range Rover and they are both very unappealing footy loving bogans...

You will feel right at home in Tasmania.

 

[pink poodle]

FIFY

But those who can are also bogans.

I believe you mean cubs...cashed up bogans. The sort of people who would choose to purchase an hsv or Monaro rather than a nice car.

 

[Flow-Rider]

Like my new neighbours - twenty somethings, new million dollar house, BMW for him and Audi for her, rich parents in Range Rover and they are both very unappealing footy loving bogans...

Don't be so nasty, they'll be over later to share some beers.