Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Now, this is Sombrero bling. All you need is guitar and trumpet player and you have an instant band.x2 on the Sombrero though, and if you go there go all the way:
Now, this is Sombrero bling. All you need is guitar and trumpet player and you have an instant band.x2 on the Sombrero though, and if you go there go all the way:
You aren't an urban dweller though....Just ordered. Sorted
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Urban townie hick.You aren't an urban dweller though....
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Reach for your 'Urban Sombrero'
Ears.What’s the matter with a snapback? Nice and adjustable, once worn in you forget your wearing them.
This sort of fences you into a sombrero or something similar.Ears.
Out = burn.
In = Flog.
Also, burned neck.
oh you want one with a brim all round well then it’s a bucket hatThis sort of fences you into a sombrero or something similar.
Maybe a cowboy hat would give you street cred with big fashion points. Texans always look cool and no one messes with Texas.
This or terry towelling hat.Is there a hat wearable in public that doesn't make you look like all the losers out there wearing hats?
Let is be said that you have this whole annoying fashion things sorted out. +1 for practicality for ThisThis or terry towelling hat.
I'm a loser who wears a Kathmandu bucket hat and a buff, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
Losers can't afford Kathmandu!This or terry towelling hat.
I'm a loser who wears a Kathmandu bucket hat and a buff, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
No he wouldn't, just like his normal dick smoking self....A cigar isn't going to give him much protection. He'd look super cool though
AccurateNo he wouldn't, just like his normal dick smoking self....