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Also wasn't a piss take by the waySuit yourself.
Also wasn't a piss take by the waySuit yourself.
Quick, bottle rice bran oil and give it a cool name. Sell it to inner city fixy hipsters as a biologically friendly bike oil and retire with fully loaded bank account by Xmas. We can all be comfortable saying to our friends that we knew the Poods before he was famousI have, on one very emergency situation (staying at a girl's house the night before a ride and had an annoying sound from front axle that had to be prevented), used a small dab of rice bran oil on said axle (there was no other option in her inner city Sydney dwelling) after removing the moisture and funk that had displaced my grease. It worked very well and didn't need to be replaced for quite a while.
Fuck I don't think I can handle another bank account...Quick, bottle rice bran oil and give it a cool name. Sell it to inner city fixy hipsters as a biologically friendly bike oil and retire with fully loaded bank account by Xmas. We can all be comfortable saying to our friends that we knew the Poods before he was famous
Send the profits to me!Fuck I don't think I can handle another bank account...
You are a born product marketer. Don't forget the obligatory 33% improvement compared to competing oils.Will come with a nail polish brush for applying to to your chain.
This all natural and renewable planet friendly product sells itself. What person in good conscience could use any of the existing products and knowingly contribute to the global warming crisis we as cyclists fight every time we'll roll over our tires? This amazing solution to your needs sells itself! I don't even need to throw marketing spin on it. Did I mention the bristles on our unique application brush are made from ethically sourced human hair? The brush is a pleasure to use and the beauty salons of Sydney have significantly reduced the amount of hair that was previously going to landfill...Send the profits to me!
You are a born product marketer. Don't forget the obligatory 33% improvement compared to competing oils.
Sold, I'll have two thanks.This all natural and renewable planet friendly product sells itself. What person in good conscience could use any of the existing products and knowingly contribute to the global warming crisis we as cyclists fight every time we'll roll over our tires? This amazing solution to your needs sells itself! I don't even need to throw marketing spin on it. Did I mention the bristles on our unique application brush are made from ethically sourced human hair? The brush is a pleasure to use and the beauty salons of Sydney have significantly reduced the amount of hair that was previously going to landfill...
And fuck me that smoke point is high!
My oil comes from the outer husk of the kernels. The rest of that item is then used to make nature's true biofuel - ethanol. You can see how every step of this business model is totally integrated with a renewable future.Sold, I'll have two thanks.
What could be more natural than pumping oil out of the ground and putting it into a bottle for gentleman that have a liking for no gears and handlebars that are shorter than their waxed moustaches?
WD-40 is a degreaser, not a lubeWD-40 works a treat.
The one that comes up when you Hambo “WD-40”, cockwombleWhich one?
Funny but when I Hambo I tend to find relevant things - fannybawsThe one that comes up when you Hambo “WD-40”, cockwomble
Hipsters do have bike chains and craft beers. I sense a strong match.My oil comes from the outer husk of the kernels. The rest of that item is then used to make nature's true biofuel - ethanol. You can see how every step of this business model is totally integrated with a renewable future.
WD-40 is a degreaser, not a lube
Made from gen-yoo-wine Poodle hand-palm fur.Will come with a nail polish brush for applying to to your chain.
This sounds like the second generation premium brush offering! Shoot me your bank deets and I'll be sure to cut you the relevant commission.Made from gen-yoo-wine Poodle hand-palm fur.
If you need more than the OG you’re doing it wrongFunny but when I Hambo I tend to find relevant things - fannybaws
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Which one?