Life as a backmarker
Managed a top 10 finish in the Grand Masters! OK so there were only 11 entries and one was a DNS… but I wasn't to know that.
For those of you who haven't experienced life as a backmarker let me tell you it's tough! Self evaluation on the start line is humbling, even before you turn a pedal.
The start gun goes, we all pedal like hamsters for 6k and arrive at the single track with 300-400 riders waiting to get on….. my bike computer tells me I was stationary for 14 minutes. Then 50m into the single track is a tricked up rock descent followed by a couple of tight bends. No flow happening here, we all want to have a look at this before lurching down, then settle in to a meander along the single trail….. no point in trying to overtake…. there's a dozen behind the go slow up front, it's early days and we're all on our best manners…. say nothing.
Then there's the first fire trail hill, nailed that, some are off pushing their bike already. Recovered modestly, then weeehah! down the first gully to THE WALL. Did I need that? NO! This was shit, everyone off their bike spread all across the track, no one is enjoying this. Maybe a 'B' line around 'the wall' like in the James Willo for the backmarkers. An extra 1k? I'll take that any day. The remaining single track opens up a bit I'm winding in a few strugglers and i'm quietly impressed with my form. Then from nowhere I clip a tree, spins me into the scrub, my back wheel comes off, chain rips out of the keeper on the duralier and the 20 riders I've spent the last 30 minutes passing cruise by. Finally get it all back together again after 5 minutes and hit the transition about 25 minutes outside my target time.
Out on the last 19k…… all fire trail the route notes say. Down a peanut butty, a Gu, take on some fluid and try and breath all at the same time. Up on the big ring, now I'm really moving the 29er along. Down another gully and a slog up yet another climb and then the same again. 35-40k into the race I can do without these shitty climbs. Me and my fellow grinders are all off our bikes legging it …. not happy!
It's deck chairs on the titanic at the back, we pass each other 4,5,6 times it's the 'downhillers V uphhillers' we become friendly foe and plot our revenge on the course setter. Finally the roads open out and it's back up on the big ring all the way to the finish… hopeing for a top 10!
Congratulations to my fellow GM's. 10 out of 10 [finishers] ain't bad for 60+ SOB's. Dope test and Birth Cert required for the dude who won the GM's ….. 2hr.22 I want some of what he's on!
SUGGESTIONS: [a] Staggered start times? What's the problem with this. It works pretty well in the Capital Punishment. Why not draft [as in sheep drafting] riders on to different loops after the prologue…. splitting the field about 50/50 on to the two main loops. Like….
Open Male 16-29 RED
Open Female 16-29 YELLOW
Veteran Male 30-39 RED
Veteran Female 30-39 YELLOW
Masters Male 40-49 YELLOW
Masters Female 40-49 YELLOW etc...