Lol - that is one epic comment haha - never heard anything so true!
I agree with MIPS, but MIPS is also a bit boggeyman. Your product has been out for a while - where is the real world data. This is the whole reason why testing standards exist - they standardize the test so the consumer can sort bs from actual performance. Still not convinced about MIPS and I've broken one with MIPS and two without in similar OTB scenarios. In both cases they did save my noggin though.
If I had to bro science it, I rekon the bonty method is better for head injuries.