'George W' Caption Time

[muzza167]

1. "does the alloy of this frame hold any form of plutonium."
2. "I'm firing the ass hole who forgot to fit my training wheels."
3. "does this have an anti-face plant device?"

 

[RCOH]

You want me to ride a Trek?! I'm the president of the United freakin' states!

Winner!

I have nothing...

 

[Adrian]

Hey Dad, where's the fuel switch?

 

[demo man]

"How long do you think I have to ride this thing before we accumulate enough Carbon Credits to blow up Iran?"

hahahahahahahaha

 

[christopher riding]

ooh

"Yow", my cock hurts!!

 

[red death]

"Blue and green should never be seen,without another colour in between".

 

[wokkawokkawokka]

"who the hell do I have to invade to get a set of god damn boxxers???"
"hey condie, want a double?"

 

[Vicious_Fishes]

hey john, did your wife make this shock absorber ?

got the same rebound characteristics...

 

[Jon]

A Trek??? Where is my crack'n'fail?

 

[floody]

Huck to flat yo!

 

[Tristan23]

"w07?!?!11! @ 7r3|<?!1?1 I 1$ d@ pR33z1d3N7 oF d@ U$@!!1! G1V /\/\3 7e# G1@n7 $7Pe31!!1!!shiftoneonetwoone!!!11!0MgZoRZZZzz!!!"

 

[@nDr3w]

"Oh Condie, where did we leave the bottle of Lube?"

 

[Raw Toast Man]

"Oh crap! i didnt want a Trek... wheres my STP?!?!?"

 

[DWN-HLR]

"but howard has a V-10 im the president of the united freakin states god damn it where's my V-10"

 

[Techno Destructo]

"w07?!?!11! @ 7r3|<?!1?1 I 1$ d@ pR33z1d3N7 oF d@ U$@!!1! G1V /\/\3 7e# G1@n7 $7Pe31!!1!!shiftoneonetwoone!!!11!0MgZoRZZZzz!!!"

Wow. That's the hardest sentence I've ever read on Farkin.

 

[I-AM-TEH-FASTEST-11]

of course he rides a Trek. Shit he probably has "made in the USA" tattooed on his penis

 

[Raw Toast Man]

Wow. That's the hardest sentence I've ever read on Farkin.

yeah what the Fu*k does it say??????
"what do i do now conni?"

 

[McBain]

yeah what the Fu*k does it say?

"w07?!?!11! @ 7r3|<?!1?1 I 1$ d@ pR33z1d3N7 oF d@ U$@!!1! G1V /\/\3 7e# G1@n7 $7Pe31!!1!!shiftoneonetwoone!!!11!0MgZoRZZZzz!!!"

*sigh* - sadly I can read it as (with corrections):

"What? A Trek!?! I am the President of the United States of America. Give me a Giant STP!"

Now I really need a beer ...

 

[Adrian]

*sigh* - sadly I can read it as (with corrections):

"What? A Trek!?! I am the President of the United States of America. Give me a Giant STP!"

Now I really need a beer ...

I'll drink to that.


Take two: "I'm a chimp. I only ride small framed bikes..."

 

[Raw Toast Man]

ahhaha thats sad