Get back at the spammers.

[Arete]

Man, I was trying to set up eddy, but he sucks too hard at scamming people:

Arete says:
hi, I saw your online ad for cheap phones. I am interested in buying.
eddy says:
yes
eddy says:
what do you want to buy?
Arete says:
I run a logistics company in South Africa. I need phones for 5 people. I am interested in nokia n95's
eddy says:
ok
eddy says:
we can supply you
Arete says:
what price per unit?
eddy says:
$300usd
Arete says:
and shipping on 5 units to Cape Town, SA?
eddy says:
$1500usd
Arete says:
$1500USD for shipping? or total price
eddy says:
total
Arete says:
good. and the shipping speed? current polticial unrest means our business is doing well
eddy says:
we will ship via fedex/ups courier serice
Arete says:
good. and how do you accept payment?
eddy says:
by western union moeny transfer
Arete says:
western union is not good. do you have bank details?
eddy says:
no but I prefer western union and immediately you make the payment,your package will be delivered after 48hours of payment
Arete says:
Unfortunately I cannot pay through western union. it is against company policy.
Arete says:
we can pay by bank transfer, or through an escrow service
Arete says:
where are you located?
Arete says:
hello?
Arete says:
I would like to buy today. Are you interested in selling, or are you wasting my time?
Arete says:
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

 

[JSPhoto]

So i tried being nice and got blocked, shattered


eddy just sent you a nudge.

eddy says:
hello

eddy just sent you a nudge.

=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
hey mate
eddy says:
how are you today?
eddy says:
what is your name?
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
yeah i'm good mate
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
youself? names jason
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
yours?
eddy says:
eddy
eddy says:
where are you located?
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
ha of course
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
melbourne, yourself?
eddy says:
UK\
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
oh yeah i should of guesed, .uk
eddy says:
yes
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
so i saw you sell phones, can you do me a deal?
eddy says:
yeah
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
awesome-ness
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
what sorta deal can you do on a 16gb iphone?
eddy says:
we can supply you
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
how much?
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
will it work in Aus?
eddy says:
yes
eddy says:
350USD+shipping 50USD
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
$50? serious? are there any accesories that you can throw in, hands free or something?
eddy says:
yes
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
yeah sweet as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
how long will it take to get here?
eddy says:
2days of payment
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
oh alright cool as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
so what accesories can i get? can you throw any in?
eddy says:
it's going to get there with full accessories
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
oh alrighty, good as, so its all in the box
eddy says:
yes
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
so how does the payment work? i wire you some money?
eddy says:
yes
eddy says:
by western union
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty, is there a garuntee or anything?
eddy says:
yes
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty
eddy says:
there's a guarantee that you will recieve it after 2days of payment
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
and if i don't i get my money back? or what?
eddy says:
yes
eddy says:
you will get your money back
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alright, sweet as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
so hows the weather over that way? i heard it was raining and pretty shit

 

[|-Mark-|]

aso says:
Hello
| | Märk 〡| says:
hello. How are you?
aso says:
yes, I am Rilly god, you?
| | Märk 〡| says: Yes I am rily god too. are you the guy selling the ps3's?
aso says. Yes
| | Märk 〡| says:
Oh ok. how much are they, My donkey stood on mine and now it wont work.
| | Märk 〡| says:
need a new one
aso says:
w the playstation 3 brand new for just $250usd
aso says:
it comes with 80gb memory
| | Märk 〡| says:
what about controllers or games?
| | Märk 〡| says:
do you sell games and controllers as well?
aso says:
it comes with complete accessories
aso says:
2 comtroller pads and 2 free CDS
| | Märk 〡| says:
what cds..?
aso says:
Motorstorm
| | Märk 〡| says:
ahh dont like that game..
aso says:
that is what comes with it
| | Märk 〡| says:
ooh.
| | Märk 〡| says:
umm
| | Märk 〡| says:
Ok wait. before i buy a ps3. what would you recommend is better. the ps3 or xbox 360.
| | Märk 〡| says:
im not quite sure which one to get.
aso says:
if you are familiar with the use of the playstation 3 it is a better chiuce for you
aso says:
it is better choice for you
| | Märk 〡| says:
but what a bout the specs?
aso says:
hold on let me alert the store keeper to send me all the speca
| | Märk 〡| says:
does the xbox 360 have the donkey618Lc hard drive?
aso says:
just hold on a min pls
aso says:
yes
| | Märk 〡| says:
Oh really!
| | Märk 〡| says:
shit.
| | Märk 〡| says:
thats good.
| | Märk 〡| says:
but does it have the g-douche 2610b sound card?
aso says:
yes it has that sound card. hold on i would have to make enquiry about that form the store keeper
aso says:
do you want the full spec of the playstation 3 or the xbox 360
| | Märk 〡| says:
oh and if i bought the xbox could you install a pwnzor58nub Graphics card?
| | Märk 〡| says:
how much extra would that be?
| | Märk 〡| says:
like could u install it aswell?
aso says:
we sell the items as we have orderd it form the maufactueres, but im sure we can do it for a price.
aso says:
im not sure on price though
| | Märk 〡| says:
ok.. well..
| | Märk 〡| says:
the pwnzor 58 graphics cards are worth about 320. so ill give u an extra 400 for graphics card and installation
aso says:
$450. They are hard to install.
aso says:
that’s the lowest I can go.
| | Märk 〡| says:
Oh..
| | Märk 〡| says:
are you sure?
| | Märk 〡| says:
im not sure if ill get it then..
aso says:
we sell the items with factory mods. So your getting the one and only time that we will mod them
aso says:
o.k
| | Märk 〡| says:
aiight.
| | Märk 〡| says:
all you have to do is order it in and install it. I think you can do $400.
aso says:
no
| | Märk 〡| says:
ok.. umm
| | Märk 〡| says:
what alse do you sell?
aso says:
we ahve mobile phones
aso says:
ipods
| | Märk 〡| says:
do you sell cars?
aso says:
no
| | Märk 〡| says:
ahhh gay.
| | Märk 〡| says:
do you sell dogs?
aso says:
umm. No we don’t sell dogs.
| | Märk 〡|
Oh ok. Where are you guys located. I might come down and have a look at your range.

Blocked

 

[robert g]

can anyone give me the email of this eddy guy i wanna mess with his head for abit.

 

[MasterOfReality]

Hahahah Mark's one is the best so far.

 

[jon55sey]

can anyone give me the email of this eddy guy i wanna mess with his head for abit.

I also would like to. Old mate aso isn't online at the moment.

 

[JSPhoto]

Oh marks is a freaking pisser! i was laughing from teh involvement of a donkey!

Eddys e-mail is: EDDYSTORES1970@HOTMAIL.CO.UK

 

[shmity]

Oh. My. God.

He left a number.

447045767652

Hrm which country is that from? I have a few hundred free sms's to spam out...

EDIT: Never mind, google delivered the answers, now to see if its a real phone number.

EDIT2: It appears to be a real number, but is turned off currently...Now we play the waiting game.

 

[TheBofh]

Eddy's online, spam away, let me finish though

 

[S!C!E!R!]

Eddy's online, spam away, let me finish though

He's not very enthused to spam...


- * - = !s-cau... says:
hey
eddy says:
yes
- * - = !s-cau... says:
eddy?
- * - = !s-cau... says:
you have comunacation devices?
eddy says:
yes
- * - = !s-cau... says:
iphone?
eddy says:
yes
- * - = !s-cau... says:
tell me about it
- * - = !s-cau... says:
please
eddy says:
it's brand new with full accessories
- * - = !s-cau... says:
specafactions?
eddy says:
yes
- * - = !s-cau... says:
tell me them...
- * - = !s-cau... says:
i will need 6 of them...
eddy says:
ok
- * - = !s-cau... says:
so can i please have a list of specifactions?
- * - = !s-cau... says:
can i record movies with an iphone/
- * - = !s-cau... says:
?
- * - = !s-cau... says:
you dont sound very enthused

 

[simmooo!]

This is my first time with ol' eddy:

eddy just sent you a nudge.

- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:24 PM):
hi
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:24 PM):
Hello?
eddy says (7:25 PM):
hi
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:25 PM):
are you the guy with the phones?
eddy says (7:26 PM):
yes
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:26 PM):
I'm interested
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:26 PM):
i run a small company
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:26 PM):
Im going to suply all my employees phones
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:26 PM):
can you recomend any>
eddy says (7:27 PM):
what do you want?
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:27 PM):
nokia n 95's
eddy says (7:28 PM):
yes
eddy says (7:28 PM):
it's available
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:28 PM):
do you ship to AUS?
eddy says (7:28 PM):
yes
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:28 PM):
how long will it take?
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:28 PM):
to send to aus i mean
eddy says (7:29 PM):
2days after payment
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:29 PM):
how will the payement work>
eddy says (7:29 PM):
western union money tranfer
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:30 PM):
cool, now im looking to buy my employees another thing... do you sell children?
- siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmo² says (7:32 PM):
are you wasting my time? I'm a busy man


Blocked!

 

[TheBofh]

I lost him & I had my story all ready; I've just bought an island and some mobile network equipment from an African nation and want to establish my own country but need to get 200 Nokia phones circa 1982 for it to work.

 

[downhillerBen]

aso says:
| | Märk 〡| says:
Oh ok. how much are they, My donkey stood on mine and now it wont work.

OMFG, i was on the ground after readin that one

 

[mongoosedh]

Hrm which country is that from? I have a few hundred free sms's to spam out...

EDIT: Never mind, google delivered the answers, now to see if its a real phone number.

EDIT2: It appears to be a real number, but is turned off currently...Now we play the waiting game.

Dude, go out and buy a voice recorder. Please, PLEASE record it for us??

You'll become a small boys hero.

 

[shmity]

Sms.............

 

[mongoosedh]

Sms.............

How'd you know it was turned off?

 

[shmity]

The app i use to send sms tells me if its waiting on the network to be received or if it gets delivered. On closer inspection however it looks like a landline so it would appear that i cannot have as much fun as i expected.

Edit:

walker ltd 21 HOLBORN VIADUCT LONDON LONDON EC1A 2DY United Kingdom Tel: 447045767652
That would appear to be the listed address for that phone number. How accurate that is im not sure but see what you can see.

JOHNSONLTD01@HOTMAIL.COM
PHONE_SUPPLIERS@GRAFFITI.NET
JOHNSONLTD02@YAHOO.COM

 

[parker93]

Mark - I wish I had those graphics cards, they sound top quality! I had to stop reading because I was laughing so hard I almost cried!

Also
Morto - You must be the master at changing the subject completely, definitely my new hero! Almost pissed my self laughing at the end of it!

And to everyone else - Top effort, love them ALL!
I'm adding them on MSN now and will get back to you with the replys!

 

[JSPhoto]

HAHA!! i got put on hold, the guy told me to wait! just as i was getting into it as well!! here is how it went, just waiting for him to return now i just gotta think up some rediculous story

=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
hey mate!
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
hi
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
the phone/ electronics fella i'm guessing from teh sig?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
we sell mobile phones ,ipods,laptops,tv sets,xbox and ps3
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
oh shit, you got it all
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
man i'm looking for a new phone and quite probably a gaming device
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
ok
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
what brand of phone do b you want to buy?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
and what kindof gaming system ? ps3 or xbox
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
?
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
man i dunno, do you have any suggestions? for the phone
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
as for the gaming device i dunno, i'm kinda stuck with them
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
PS3 has BD but xbox is better, do you have a recomendation?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
you can buy the nokia n95 8gb
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
or 16gb apple iphone
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
ok
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty, yeah sweet as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
i was leaning towards teh iphone acctually
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
does it work in aus?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
yes
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty sweet as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
as for getting it, where are you situated? can i come and pick it up?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
england
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
we don't do pick up
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
we ship to your door step
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
oh sweet as, less effort for me!
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
delivery time to austria is 2 days
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
so do i bsb you the money or something?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
you are to pay via western union money transfer
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
really?! that fast, shit hey the world and its technology is rocketing along
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty sweet as
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
man do you ever get kids just add you?
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
yes
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
can we talk in 3 minutes time
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
can we talk in 30 minutes time
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
i have meeting now
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
yes,we do
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
haha yeah probably
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
30 mins will be ok, i think
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
let us talk in 30 minute toime
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
ok
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
alrighty
ELECTRONICS TRADE says:
see you later
=椰`¯³ºJaSeº³¯`°¤æ Foo Fighters Was Freakin Awesome!!! says:
we shall deal then

 

[Adrian]

The app i use to send sms tells me if its waiting on the network to be received or if it gets delivered. On closer inspection however it looks like a landline so it would appear that i cannot have as much fun as i expected.

Edit:

walker ltd 21 HOLBORN VIADUCT LONDON LONDON EC1A 2DY United Kingdom Tel: 447045767652
That would appear to be the listed address for that phone number. How accurate that is im not sure but see what you can see.

JOHNSONLTD01@HOTMAIL.COM
PHONE_SUPPLIERS@GRAFFITI.NET
JOHNSONLTD02@YAHOO.COM

Schmitty, remind me never to piss you off. <Calls for custom sherlock holmes title.>