wouldnt be waiting in suspenders for this response..... wouldnt ride in suspenders either, get you f*cked up by some farkineer thinkin you just stole the bike your on... whilst wearing yo suspenders... looking hella cool with suspenders on... just bleeding and looking hella cool.
If spanky see's a bike he thinks is stolen, his first action is to pull out his phone (no, not his penis - the police explained that whole thing to him again - third time lucky?) and just take a few happy snaps.... if rider of bike being pictured doesnt like it, tell him its the mostest awesomestest bicycle you've ever seen (come on, play to the riders ego)... and just want a pic of it..... then uploady to farkin for all to see. Seriously, just take a snap, for all you know, it might be stolen... might not.
Gol-lee, if spanky starts seeing pics of himself on farkin peddling round penrith in his flanny and G-string - cause Yeti 575 riders are "supposed" to wear freakn lederhosen .... well, suits him fine.
See, imagine a fat porcine version of this lot on Yeti 575's..... well, better than a flanny and G-string combo
damn sexy....
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