OmG No one would steal bikes ever again if they got sorted out like that!!!
Guy riding a stolen bike?
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OmG No one would steal bikes ever again if they got sorted out like that!!!
SGT. BILcO
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SGT. BILcO
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Better still, give him a few of these
Do you watch wrestling?
meelen dh
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When i feel like watching people getting owned then i watch it. But i dont watch it much.
SGT. BILcO
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Yer, i used to like the old stuff with stone cold and the rock and all the old fellas. Now it is really more of a drama series than wrestling.
meelen dh
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brodie_rider
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on the dress code scene, I was riding(on my bmx) to my mates the other day for a swim in a pair of boardies and thongs when this fella comes up to me, would've been about 15-16. and he asks me why I have a good bike if I'm not a rider, well I'v never met or seen this guy before in my life so I asked him why he presumed I wasnt a rider, he said because I wasnt wearing skinny jeans and didnt have a fringe.
rode away laughing.
rode away laughing.
uaremyhero
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Thank you for your inform.
zen zen
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carpo_jnr
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Haha the powerbomb...
I've seen a guy in a triangle power bomb a guy and KO him then and there like half suffocated himself...
<3 the UFC - G.S.P
Spanky_Ham
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wouldnt be waiting in suspenders for this response..... wouldnt ride in suspenders either, get you f*cked up by some farkineer thinkin you just stole the bike your on... whilst wearing yo suspenders... looking hella cool with suspenders on... just bleeding and looking hella cool.
If spanky see's a bike he thinks is stolen, his first action is to pull out his phone (no, not his penis - the police explained that whole thing to him again - third time lucky?) and just take a few happy snaps.... if rider of bike being pictured doesnt like it, tell him its the mostest awesomestest bicycle you've ever seen (come on, play to the riders ego)... and just want a pic of it..... then uploady to farkin for all to see. Seriously, just take a snap, for all you know, it might be stolen... might not.
Gol-lee, if spanky starts seeing pics of himself on farkin peddling round penrith in his flanny and G-string - cause Yeti 575 riders are "supposed" to wear freakn lederhosen .... well, suits him fine.
See, imagine a fat porcine version of this lot on Yeti 575's..... well, better than a flanny and G-string combo
damn sexy....
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If spanky see's a bike he thinks is stolen, his first action is to pull out his phone (no, not his penis - the police explained that whole thing to him again - third time lucky?) and just take a few happy snaps.... if rider of bike being pictured doesnt like it, tell him its the mostest awesomestest bicycle you've ever seen (come on, play to the riders ego)... and just want a pic of it..... then uploady to farkin for all to see. Seriously, just take a snap, for all you know, it might be stolen... might not.
Gol-lee, if spanky starts seeing pics of himself on farkin peddling round penrith in his flanny and G-string - cause Yeti 575 riders are "supposed" to wear freakn lederhosen .... well, suits him fine.
See, imagine a fat porcine version of this lot on Yeti 575's..... well, better than a flanny and G-string combo
damn sexy....
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qwerty6222
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My mate's Scott has just been stolen. Its was $4000 and he's pretty farkin pissed off about it. If I saw someone riding a "stolen" bike I'd get talking and then move my way into questions like where did he get it and things like that. If he seems dodgy ask if you can check the numbers on it and then take note of them, if he doesnt want you to then be suspicious. Then punch him right in the ovaries!!!!
Just had to put that in.
Just had to put that in.