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I wonder if Keanu Reeves is available for a remake of the matrix? I think stumbled onto something here for the topic of the movie/s
If you have a beard, guess what...., you're an idiot.
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I wonder if Keanu Reeves is available for a remake of the matrix? I think stumbled onto something here for the topic of the movie/s
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
Personally I'm of the opinion that unless you are...
A: A member of ZZ Top (but not the hilariously ironically named Frank Beard)
B: The mad monk Rasputin
C: Brian Blessed
D: Religious
E: Chained to a radiator in an apartment in Beirut
F: A girl who just wants to see a good old fashioned stoning
...then it's time to break out the razors and stop looking like a bloody vagrant!
A: A member of ZZ Top (but not the hilariously ironically named Frank Beard)
B: The mad monk Rasputin
C: Brian Blessed
D: Religious
E: Chained to a radiator in an apartment in Beirut
F: A girl who just wants to see a good old fashioned stoning
...then it's time to break out the razors and stop looking like a bloody vagrant!
pistonbroke
Eats Squid
Sounds like Fitzroy in Melbourne. Plenty of thick rim glasses with no lenses. Wankers.
Force the hipsters to talk like Brian for a week. That would sort the wannabes from the lookatmes.
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
Not any more. Fitzroy's just full of arsehole 40-something hip-no-more homeowners who like to complain about the noise. Brunswick and Northcote are the favoured pastures of the Portlandia set these days
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
There's not a human being on the planet with a lung capacity that can handle bellowing like that for a week!
wombat
Lives in a hole
Beard hate makes me rage face!!!
Seriously though, my biggest problem with beards is that I don't actually know what I'd look like without one. I haven't been clean shaven in 10 years, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it. With all the beard wank though there's definately a bit of motivation to ditch it for a while, but I really don't want to be left with a face I don't want for the time it takes to grow back.
Seriously though, my biggest problem with beards is that I don't actually know what I'd look like without one. I haven't been clean shaven in 10 years, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it. With all the beard wank though there's definately a bit of motivation to ditch it for a while, but I really don't want to be left with a face I don't want for the time it takes to grow back.
harmonix1234
Eats Squid
Wow. 7 pages. Who cares! Really?
If this subject is even on your radar, get a life.
If this subject is even on your radar, get a life.
jrewing
Eats Squid
" it's been 10 yrs" so you're to blame?
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
Ahahahah, another fashion victim, smoked out by their own insecurities.
Go shave, foo....
Yeah, sorry but your attempt to take a homophobic little dig at me fails because if you pay attention, I'm not actually concerned with the beard itself but what it represents in a person's decision making processes.
If you have trouble grasping the complexity of what I'm saying here, pretend I said Fixie bicycle instead of beard.
If you have trouble grasping the complexity of what I'm saying here, pretend I said Fixie bicycle instead of beard.
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lol, that's the victim of all fashion victims.