Introduce your new laws
- Thread starter Plow King
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Squid
If you own a GT Fury you have to ramble on about your love towards it, in every post on Rotorburn.
NCR600
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If you can't bench 80kg, or deadlift 140 stay the fark out of the freeweights area at the gym.
If you're not prepared to do 10k's over the limit, stay outta the inside lane on the road.
If you think Slipknot or Disturbed are metal, stay outta metal.
Don't fly somewhere if you're not prepared to drive there.
If you can't drink a spirit neat, don't drink it at all.
Thou shalt not mix the grain with the grape.
You hold a woman by the waist and a bottle by the neck.
Motorcycles don't need to obey road rules.
The more freedom you want, the more rules you need. But not in the way you're thinking.
If you're not prepared to do 10k's over the limit, stay outta the inside lane on the road.
If you think Slipknot or Disturbed are metal, stay outta metal.
Don't fly somewhere if you're not prepared to drive there.
If you can't drink a spirit neat, don't drink it at all.
Thou shalt not mix the grain with the grape.
You hold a woman by the waist and a bottle by the neck.
Motorcycles don't need to obey road rules.
The more freedom you want, the more rules you need. But not in the way you're thinking.
If you have been lifting weights for two weeks you're not allowed to pose in the mirror.
Don't put photo's of yourself without a shirt in the mirror on facebook.
If you work in retail, don't tell customers what they want, they know better than you.
If at a party, and you want to put a song on:
- A good song (e.g. twelvies don't listen to it)
- If its a bad song:
- You must admit that it was your song choice if negative feedback is receieved
- You must take responsiblity for ruining the party
- Leave
Ill add some more later
3viltoast3r
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Clubs can't scan your ID. The fucking bowling club does it!
NCR600
Likes Dirt
All airlines shall have a seat pitch and width that will fit a man (i.e. my good self) and not some mishapen dwarf. My arse fits very neatly in a bog-stock 737 seat, but my shoulders are a full foot wider, and I could use another 6 inches in pitch. I'm quite comfortable in a 75 year old DC3, why (given that people in general are larger now) must a trip to Melbourne in 737-800 cripple me?
Actually, Australian airlines shall provide comfortable seating for their largest worker, as well as a wage no less than one tenth of the CEO's yearly remuneration for all safety critical roles.
Regan of Gong
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Wow.
Man singlets that don't consistently cover your nipples are henceforth banned, punishable by a public nipple cripple from whomever sees fit to dish it out. You look like a douche.
NCR600
Likes Dirt
Yeah. New potatoes have been out for ages now.
Unless your a woman.
Richo 18
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S.
ex offender
Not allowed to drive if you can't merge onto a freeway at the same speed as the flow of traffic.
Rain banned on weekends.
Speed limits are a minimum not a maximum.
Fast food must be consumed in less time than it took to prepare.
Not allowed to have more than 2 kids.
No tax on alcohol.
Rain banned on weekends.
Speed limits are a minimum not a maximum.
Fast food must be consumed in less time than it took to prepare.
Not allowed to have more than 2 kids.
No tax on alcohol.