So I ran down and said - in her good ear - Debbie, why'd you do it?
She raised her head and smiled and said, "I did it...for Johnny."
Johnny? Well like, who's Johnny? Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Is anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny, but he was a total geek who always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Oh God, this is like that movie Citizen Kane.
You know, where you later find out Rosebud was his sled?
But we'll never know who Johnny is because, like, she's dead!