Little Things You've Learned

scuba05 said:
It is true that in the distant future (talking many hundreds of millennia) that this will happen, and it will pretty much mean that humanity is up shit creek. Cant remember the reason that the poles will reverse (something to do with the domains of the iron in the ground or something), but it will happen at some stage.

All that bs on the doco is just to scare the living shit outta people so they go out and buy supplies.

Y2K anyone?

PS I didnt watch the propaganda..i mean documentary, but have heard reports of what it was about
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this is not entirely true - the magnetic poles wobble around and are constantly moving. They swap over every couple of hundred thousand years. when this happens, the magnetic field that protects us from a lot of solar radiation will be weakened or completely wiped out exposing us to heaps more solar radiation. mammals have survived this before, but computers have not. jury is out as to what effect this will have on humanity. We'll probably have some pretty advanced warning when it happens though - scientists reckon it'll take a few thousand years to swing around so it won't be a sudden surprise...
 
Thought I'd dig this up as it seems there's a few older farkers that need edumacating!

Syphilis rates have increased by 1746% in people over 45 in the last decade.

I don't have the source on this, but I was told it by a friend in his 3rd year of studying medicine, so I believe him.
 
Mattydv said:
Thought I'd dig this up as it seems there's a few older farkers that need edumacating!

Syphilis rates have increased by 1746% in people over 45 in the last decade.

I don't have the source on this, but I was told it by a friend in his 3rd year of studying medicine, so I believe him.
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Cos of the dirty old gits carving up Gen Y tarts whose "gimme now gimme now gimme now" Gen Y boyfriends take longer to piss than they do climax.
 
mtb1611 said:
Cos of the dirty old gits carving up Gen Y tarts whose "gimme now gimme now gimme now" Gen Y boyfriends take longer to piss than they do climax.
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Viagra or hormone chicken burgers are not conducive to pure promulgation of species.

You can always pick your self up.
 
mtb1611 said:
I'm married to a person who employs the same strategy in Coles....
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think yourself lucky.

Mattydv said:
Thought I'd dig this up as it seems there's a few older farkers that need edumacating!

Syphilis rates have increased by 1746% in people over 45 in the last decade.
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can i throw it out there that it's possibly because most men in that age range have been C1 circumcised and that means by the age of 35 they have lost so much sensitivity that condoms are not an option for them....and Viagra is a must....


i've learned that...

beer tastes better after a long ride or a big day in the garden....and plain potato chips are just too heavily salted for my personal taste, dammit.
 
Mattydv said:
Thought I'd dig this up as it seems there's a few older farkers that need edumacating!

Syphilis rates have increased by 1746% in people over 45 in the last decade.

I don't have the source on this, but I was told it by a friend in his 3rd year of studying medicine, so I believe him.
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That is a crazy statistic whatever the reason!
 
1. Cheap pasta sauce tastes shit - if you're gonna bother buying meat, veggies and spaghetti, spend the extra 50c!
2. Cheap wine will be more effective as a flavor masker if consumed prior to eating said sauce, rather than adding it to the pot.
 
Shrieking Violet said:
aaahh, you have children.

dried weetbix mash is virtually indestructible. i wonder if it could be used for rendering walls?
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A friend of mine is a lazy Dad.
He let his kids get weetbix all over the wooden kitchen table and when it came time to give it a good clean he ended up having to get the belt sander onto the table and re-surface the whole top to get through the old dry weetbix.
 
Xt brakes fucking rock.

Riding on hot days == not cool when I didn't have a chance to swap the minions off the my bike for some trail tyres..
 
Kids just LOVE Polka music.

My little girls birthday party today. It was going a bit slow, so I slap on the Polka music record and they instantly all go off like a bunch of total nutcases!
 
That relying on selling bikes to fund an overseas trip (that's coming up scarily quickly) is fucking retarded.
 
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