what about a maggy meat tray attached to your helmet, thus when they swoop, they go oh...tasty morsels.yum, yum....I like the idea of feeding a resident Maggie if you pass through it's turf often enough for it to recognize you and let you pay a mince or bacon toll.
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Not me, I don't do gogglesOMG...It looks like it's giving you're getting a love peck!
Plus that dudes young enough to be your sonNot me, I don't do goggles
To be honest he wouldn't be much older than my grandson, that really brings a tear to my eye. Where do all the years goPlus that dudes young enough to be your son
Yeah, but what if there is two of the bastardsThe only REAL preventative measure against magpie attacks.
Every Magpie I see I whistle as best I can in a Magpie tune what I think is a hello.I reckon magpies read these forums. Over the years they have extended their territory. I had one years ago on the highway at Wenty Falls snap my ear for over a kilometre. When I was a kid it was a 50m radius. And the swooping season is going for longer. Those little shits are having a frigging lend of us!
And they target me. Seriously, they hate me. I'm the biggest animal lover and protector of native wildlife there is. And they go me.
I love their summer warble, I love their black and white and their hopping around the lawn. But they are fucking morons sometimes.
One listed here, https://www.magpiealert.com/All-Australia-Magpie-Map.phpI reckon magpies read these forums. Over the years they have extended their territory. I had one years ago on the highway at Wenty Falls snap my ear for over a kilometre. When I was a kid it was a 50m radius. And the swooping season is going for longer. Those little shits are having a frigging lend of us!
As I said above, they like to blood bloody roadies.One listed here, https://www.magpiealert.com/All-Australia-Magpie-Map.php
I've had one crazy one swoop me on the end of the T-Way and drew blood under my eye. I don't ride without glasses. I've also been bitten underneath the earlobe but a snarky stealthy one.
Mum has about 10 of them hang around here backyard everyday. They sit on the window sill and wait for food which she is trying to hold back on since it will only bring more. One sniff of food and the whole family and cousins turn up.
If they had hands and opposable thumbs, I'd put my money on them to win the next global war or at the very least, an election of a sizable country.
My earlobe-o-lectomy attempt happened on MTB, unfortunately. Maybe they get pissy navigating trees on their death dives or just get a better strike rate on roadie zones.As I said above, they like to blood bloody roadies.
They don't care about the cat at all either. It will only end badly if he could even be bothered to try.Magpies being highly intelligent and cunning have worked that out too.
They know your an easy target..And they target me. Seriously, they hate me. I'm the biggest animal lover and protector of native wildlife there is. And they go me.
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They have many cunning stuntsYour mum is lovely and is always trying to feed drop-ins. Magpies being highly intelligent and cunning have worked that out too.
The noise should scare the fuckers offYeah, but what if there is two of the bastards