Plow King
Little bit.
Contagion in depth analysis
bitch is coughing and on the phone
uh huh
she has peanuts in front of her
bithey are in hong kong
guy cant walk straight
omg a boat
im on a subway
now im walking
door opens
im in a house
there is a couch
omg i feel sick
england
some bitch looks sick
omg im on the phone
wait i gotta put my folder down
now im sweating
shouldn't of done so much cardio
bitch dead
in the us now
signing paperwork som bitch
going driving
hugs kid
dad looks pissed
and drunk
old azn guy on plane
drinking water
standing on train
sweating
too much cardio
passed out
possibly drunk
back in azn house with guy walking
he is in escaltor and coughing
shit looks nasty
blurry camera
omg chickens!
meat meat
meat
meat
meat
sun
walks into road
ploughed by truck
now in atlanta at centre for disease control
some caretaker guy asking question. his kid is deadshit
needs advice
trys to refer to a doctor who knows something
back in sanfransico
guy is staring blankly
some wierd fucker watching people die
clearly is a saddist
guy and girl
uninteresting conversation about disease
leaves office
thank god was bored
guy walks through door
mattt daaaammoooonnnn
goes to school and picks up kid
kid is sick
shut parenting
kid says thanks
insincere
kid is dickhead
what the fuck
bitch on crack staring
making coffee, you need it bitch
dropped the cup
matt damon attempting rape
not very good
chick fell
cream coming out of mouth
should of gotten coke not coffee
matt damon at hospital
not thinking clearly
He sounds drunk
she is cold she is shivering in hospital bed
doctor doing a shit job of explaining wife is dead to matt DAAMMMOONN
MATT DAMON is stupid does not realise wife is dead
Matt damon is in srs wtf mode nfi what is going on
Matt damon is asking srs question even though wife just died
doesnt look sad
he is a cunt
dude your wife is fucking dead get sad
startcrying
no yell at doctor
Still not sad
is cunt
Getting taxi home.
still not crying
asshole
answers phone
dad runs home
kid is upstairs eyes open
probably watching tv
train in asia
no wait its switzerland thats fucked up movie trickery
@ world health organisation
some bish tying up a wooen thing
in china now
bus arrives
chick wwith mask
chick asleep on bus
long trip
chick in ambulancechick now @ desk
this movie goes all over the place
im sit at geography
and spelling
2 people speaking
guy in illinois going to ambulance
wife is sick too
doctor cutting head off - this not NCIS? :S
Day 6 apparently
Chick walking into building
Now walks into office with black guy. He looks cool. People died apparently.
Quarantine - this bish genious good idea
Some guy hitting on guy tell to bring jumper. He failed chick walks away
Young bish in car going to medical centre.
Mattt dammmooonnn in quarantine
Daughter @ window
Matt damon consoling daughter
Neither look sad. Both are asshats
Bitch talks about touching things - is horny.
Shitty meeting is shitty.
Bish writing on board
Bish explaining medical facts to disease/doctors shouldn’t they know that shit.
Stubborn, bitch is being a bitch and also being stubborn.
Chick inflating sex suit No wait labrotory hazmat type dealy
They are in alab. Bish is wooing plastic bag.
Guy is doing washing in a lab for some weird reason.
Guy talking on a phone.
Guy is trying to interview a doctor. Does not give a fuck. GTFO of here.
Day 7
Black guy talks to fat guy. From homeland security.
Guy from malcom in the middle and photographer from sin city trying to be srs. Cannot take srsly.
Thinking it is war thing.
School closed after ppl die. Good idea.
Bish in office talks to people who met dead chick.
Guy who picked up chick from airport getting of bus. He looks fucked upppppppp yo.
He in ambbullannncccceeeeeeee. Guy running over to him with mask.
Back in hospital with Matt Daaaammmooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Bish is asking to dammonn.
They back in office with black guy. Bish is doing boring shit on computer. Should use facebook instead.
Bish is boring - Show us titties. Bish explaining more medical shit to doctor for some reason.
Jewish guy in office answering phone.
Cant work on vaccine he is annoyed. Should be hapy less work. but is jewish. Loves work
Guy writes down elvis cheever on paper. Shit memory.
Black guy doing press conference.
Bish from WHO in hong kong. Not wearing mask. Is ballsy.
Big bridge.
Now is putting on Gloves and mask. Clever bish
Now not talking to azn people. Better hope good translator is good.
Now in whorehouse.
Now reading books.
Looking at pictures.
Guy explaining how many people are fucked.guy
Guy sitting at café watching sick bish drink water.
He is back in lab checking data.
Guy grows virus somehow. Even though many many people cant one dude can. He is jewish. Super jew.
Weird English guy pushing a bike. Why not ride it douche.
Sitting on bench. Talking with some guy.
Matt daaaaammooonnnnnn let out. He cannot carry disease.
Setting up hospital in basketball stadium.
Talking to black guy for councilling.
,matt dammonn watching tv. Guy comes to door. NO GTFO I GET SICK.
Bitch is drinking alcohol in ASI playing at casino. She is touching chips at casino how rude.
Bish said maybe disease start before hong kong. Day 14 now. Random skip in time
Bish wakes up coughing. Nfi who it is. She is in USA. Bish on telephone. Calling someone. ‘Hello this is doctor someone I need you to call the bish who bring food and ect.I am le sick’
I am on different mobile phone. She say dr sheever she sick.
She sick. Noooooooooo. Should of stayed home watched simpsons.
Black guy looks sad. KFC ran out of fried chicken.
Matt Damonnn is wanting to organise funeral. Shit aint happenin’ yo.
Back to Macau bish is getting drunk by self. Going to get raped by azn men.
Waiter picking up drink.
Bunch of NFL plays on whiteboard.
azn guy mother died. Too much crack.
Guy driving with mask. Looks stupid.
DIRTY EYES TO MAN IN BACK SEAT DRIVING MERCEDDDESSS.
NLACK VAN BISH GET TRANSPORTED.
OHHH WOWWWWWWWWSHE Is IN HUT WITH FUCKED PEOPLE which are sick.
PEOPLE IN BASKETBALL stadium full. Bish sweating she siccckkdudddeee. She siccck.
Guy from malcom in middle. Finally elft wife she is a cunt. That’s right I used the c word.
They in office probably going to watch some how I met your mother. NO WAIT. Boring conversation appears. RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
HALF WAY - INTERMISSIONNNNN.
Weird guy drinking shit. He is sick.
Compare to spannish flu. STUPID we are not in spain I am in Australia dn the black guy is in AMERRRICCCAAAAAAAA.
Black guy talking to gf or wife I don’t know. She coming to see her
Janitor standing behind listens to conversation. Hates black guy.
Bish goes shopping for supplies.
People panicking trying to get pharmacy shit breaking into pharmacy stealing shit. People burning shit.
Matt damon going to shopping centre. Bish tries to rape matt damon.
Matt damon wants to goto bridge. Cant go. NOOO time to go home.
Bish wants miracle shit to meal cannot get not any. She goes home.
Now at shelter people deaaad and dyiiiiinnng. Grave digging begins in snow.
Black guy driving. Automatically cool.Cos he is black.
Black guy at tv station. Talking to English guy. He is not happy probably cos black guys cock is bigger.
Day TWENTY MOTHERFUCKING ONNNEEE.
Guy checking email. Virus has mutated nooooooooooo!!!!
Chick putting shit into shopping bag in lab.
No1 is around the world. Must be Sunday morning. SSleep.
English guy is walking around in a plastic suit . Up a hill. Good cardio.
No one at airport. Not sure why. Could go to vegas have fun with last days.
Guy on megaphone. Tells no food what an asshatslice.
Matt dammoonn at home. 2.5million people deeeaaddddd. Fuaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkk.
Kid is dead.. No wait she asleep.
Matt damon neighbours killed for some reason. Nfi why shit is fucked up yo.
Matt damon breaking into peoples home. Wtf going on. Matt damon steals gun. Fun times.
Chick is outside playing with guy. Guys wants to fuck her. Matt dammonnnnnnnnnnn stops it.
Chick back in lab speaking on phone. Chick is going home. Must be nice.
Chick is injecting virus into her to see if the vaccine works. Will be interesting.
She is going for a drive to see if shit actually works. OMG a vaccine has been.
PPL try to rob ppl who make vaccine. They don’t havveeee
Weird English guy talking about shit. He getting fucked up by government.
Government doing random vaccinations by birth date. WOOOOOOO.
Bish missing out on party in office.
Black guy hitting on white chickkk. She going to see asia town to get 100 vaccinnnes for home village.
Fat white man meet in Audi. Silver suitcase Chick takes vaccine.
Guy yaps fat guy on shoulder.
Fat guy givs chick real vaccine. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Guy never had disease he is a wankerrr lying motherfucker of a cuntsackfaceholeshitheadickhole.
Black guy and wife getsssssss vaccinnee. WOOOOOOOO.
He gives it to kid instead. Wife also gets it.
People getting vaccinateddd yo.
Lots of people. Now they @ football stadium vaccinating peoples.
Kid puts on dress.
Dunno what.
DAAAAMMMOONNN looking at slutty wifes cameraaa. She is slutting it up with asia. Very quiet. Need some music up here in this bitch.
Young chick looks about 25. She is having prom night. Lets hope she does not get lucky cos that would be with matt daaammoooonnnnnnnn. BUT NOO the horny neighbour kid is here. Fucfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfcuk.
OMG now MATT DAMON CRIES ONLY lieeek a year later. You have slow reactions DAAMMOONNN.
Very slow dancing. Sllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww. How cute. They are dancing matt damon now smiling. Wtf you were crying a minute ago. Thought you were taking photos. Where are the photos. Panning up to a tree. Cool tree bro. Oh look a bulldozer. What the shit is there a bulldozer for what are they doing. Taking down some trees? I don’t follow.There is a bat. Bat took shit from a random tree now its hanging upside down. Dropped a fruit thing into a pig pen now piggy in basket poorpiggy. It going in car. PIG DEADD. She shake hands with soup chef he first one to get infected then she get infected. ZOMGGG EPIC TWIST. Not rally
IN CONCLUSSION. PEOPLE GET VIRUS. SOME DIE SOME LIVE. Vaccine gets made. Helps people bitch does a dance Matt damon finally cries.
What is the moral of the story? Eat chicken not pork.
FUCKKK YOUUUUUU DAMMOONNNNNNN
bitch is coughing and on the phone
uh huh
she has peanuts in front of her
bithey are in hong kong
guy cant walk straight
omg a boat
im on a subway
now im walking
door opens
im in a house
there is a couch
omg i feel sick
england
some bitch looks sick
omg im on the phone
wait i gotta put my folder down
now im sweating
shouldn't of done so much cardio
bitch dead
in the us now
signing paperwork som bitch
going driving
hugs kid
dad looks pissed
and drunk
old azn guy on plane
drinking water
standing on train
sweating
too much cardio
passed out
possibly drunk
back in azn house with guy walking
he is in escaltor and coughing
shit looks nasty
blurry camera
omg chickens!
meat meat
meat
meat
meat
sun
walks into road
ploughed by truck
now in atlanta at centre for disease control
some caretaker guy asking question. his kid is deadshit
needs advice
trys to refer to a doctor who knows something
back in sanfransico
guy is staring blankly
some wierd fucker watching people die
clearly is a saddist
guy and girl
uninteresting conversation about disease
leaves office
thank god was bored
guy walks through door
mattt daaaammoooonnnn
goes to school and picks up kid
kid is sick
shut parenting
kid says thanks
insincere
kid is dickhead
what the fuck
bitch on crack staring
making coffee, you need it bitch
dropped the cup
matt damon attempting rape
not very good
chick fell
cream coming out of mouth
should of gotten coke not coffee
matt damon at hospital
not thinking clearly
He sounds drunk
she is cold she is shivering in hospital bed
doctor doing a shit job of explaining wife is dead to matt DAAMMMOONN
MATT DAMON is stupid does not realise wife is dead
Matt damon is in srs wtf mode nfi what is going on
Matt damon is asking srs question even though wife just died
doesnt look sad
he is a cunt
dude your wife is fucking dead get sad
startcrying
no yell at doctor
Still not sad
is cunt
Getting taxi home.
still not crying
asshole
answers phone
dad runs home
kid is upstairs eyes open
probably watching tv
train in asia
no wait its switzerland thats fucked up movie trickery
@ world health organisation
some bish tying up a wooen thing
in china now
bus arrives
chick wwith mask
chick asleep on bus
long trip
chick in ambulancechick now @ desk
this movie goes all over the place
im sit at geography
and spelling
2 people speaking
guy in illinois going to ambulance
wife is sick too
doctor cutting head off - this not NCIS? :S
Day 6 apparently
Chick walking into building
Now walks into office with black guy. He looks cool. People died apparently.
Quarantine - this bish genious good idea
Some guy hitting on guy tell to bring jumper. He failed chick walks away
Young bish in car going to medical centre.
Mattt dammmooonnn in quarantine
Daughter @ window
Matt damon consoling daughter
Neither look sad. Both are asshats
Bitch talks about touching things - is horny.
Shitty meeting is shitty.
Bish writing on board
Bish explaining medical facts to disease/doctors shouldn’t they know that shit.
Stubborn, bitch is being a bitch and also being stubborn.
Chick inflating sex suit No wait labrotory hazmat type dealy
They are in alab. Bish is wooing plastic bag.
Guy is doing washing in a lab for some weird reason.
Guy talking on a phone.
Guy is trying to interview a doctor. Does not give a fuck. GTFO of here.
Day 7
Black guy talks to fat guy. From homeland security.
Guy from malcom in the middle and photographer from sin city trying to be srs. Cannot take srsly.
Thinking it is war thing.
School closed after ppl die. Good idea.
Bish in office talks to people who met dead chick.
Guy who picked up chick from airport getting of bus. He looks fucked upppppppp yo.
He in ambbullannncccceeeeeeee. Guy running over to him with mask.
Back in hospital with Matt Daaaammmooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Bish is asking to dammonn.
They back in office with black guy. Bish is doing boring shit on computer. Should use facebook instead.
Bish is boring - Show us titties. Bish explaining more medical shit to doctor for some reason.
Jewish guy in office answering phone.
Cant work on vaccine he is annoyed. Should be hapy less work. but is jewish. Loves work
Guy writes down elvis cheever on paper. Shit memory.
Black guy doing press conference.
Bish from WHO in hong kong. Not wearing mask. Is ballsy.
Big bridge.
Now is putting on Gloves and mask. Clever bish
Now not talking to azn people. Better hope good translator is good.
Now in whorehouse.
Now reading books.
Looking at pictures.
Guy explaining how many people are fucked.guy
Guy sitting at café watching sick bish drink water.
He is back in lab checking data.
Guy grows virus somehow. Even though many many people cant one dude can. He is jewish. Super jew.
Weird English guy pushing a bike. Why not ride it douche.
Sitting on bench. Talking with some guy.
Matt daaaaammooonnnnnn let out. He cannot carry disease.
Setting up hospital in basketball stadium.
Talking to black guy for councilling.
,matt dammonn watching tv. Guy comes to door. NO GTFO I GET SICK.
Bitch is drinking alcohol in ASI playing at casino. She is touching chips at casino how rude.
Bish said maybe disease start before hong kong. Day 14 now. Random skip in time
Bish wakes up coughing. Nfi who it is. She is in USA. Bish on telephone. Calling someone. ‘Hello this is doctor someone I need you to call the bish who bring food and ect.I am le sick’
I am on different mobile phone. She say dr sheever she sick.
She sick. Noooooooooo. Should of stayed home watched simpsons.
Black guy looks sad. KFC ran out of fried chicken.
Matt Damonnn is wanting to organise funeral. Shit aint happenin’ yo.
Back to Macau bish is getting drunk by self. Going to get raped by azn men.
Waiter picking up drink.
Bunch of NFL plays on whiteboard.
azn guy mother died. Too much crack.
Guy driving with mask. Looks stupid.
DIRTY EYES TO MAN IN BACK SEAT DRIVING MERCEDDDESSS.
NLACK VAN BISH GET TRANSPORTED.
OHHH WOWWWWWWWWSHE Is IN HUT WITH FUCKED PEOPLE which are sick.
PEOPLE IN BASKETBALL stadium full. Bish sweating she siccckkdudddeee. She siccck.
Guy from malcom in middle. Finally elft wife she is a cunt. That’s right I used the c word.
They in office probably going to watch some how I met your mother. NO WAIT. Boring conversation appears. RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
HALF WAY - INTERMISSIONNNNN.
Weird guy drinking shit. He is sick.
Compare to spannish flu. STUPID we are not in spain I am in Australia dn the black guy is in AMERRRICCCAAAAAAAA.
Black guy talking to gf or wife I don’t know. She coming to see her
Janitor standing behind listens to conversation. Hates black guy.
Bish goes shopping for supplies.
People panicking trying to get pharmacy shit breaking into pharmacy stealing shit. People burning shit.
Matt damon going to shopping centre. Bish tries to rape matt damon.
Matt damon wants to goto bridge. Cant go. NOOO time to go home.
Bish wants miracle shit to meal cannot get not any. She goes home.
Now at shelter people deaaad and dyiiiiinnng. Grave digging begins in snow.
Black guy driving. Automatically cool.Cos he is black.
Black guy at tv station. Talking to English guy. He is not happy probably cos black guys cock is bigger.
Day TWENTY MOTHERFUCKING ONNNEEE.
Guy checking email. Virus has mutated nooooooooooo!!!!
Chick putting shit into shopping bag in lab.
No1 is around the world. Must be Sunday morning. SSleep.
English guy is walking around in a plastic suit . Up a hill. Good cardio.
No one at airport. Not sure why. Could go to vegas have fun with last days.
Guy on megaphone. Tells no food what an asshatslice.
Matt dammoonn at home. 2.5million people deeeaaddddd. Fuaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkk.
Kid is dead.. No wait she asleep.
Matt damon neighbours killed for some reason. Nfi why shit is fucked up yo.
Matt damon breaking into peoples home. Wtf going on. Matt damon steals gun. Fun times.
Chick is outside playing with guy. Guys wants to fuck her. Matt dammonnnnnnnnnnn stops it.
Chick back in lab speaking on phone. Chick is going home. Must be nice.
Chick is injecting virus into her to see if the vaccine works. Will be interesting.
She is going for a drive to see if shit actually works. OMG a vaccine has been.
PPL try to rob ppl who make vaccine. They don’t havveeee
Weird English guy talking about shit. He getting fucked up by government.
Government doing random vaccinations by birth date. WOOOOOOO.
Bish missing out on party in office.
Black guy hitting on white chickkk. She going to see asia town to get 100 vaccinnnes for home village.
Fat white man meet in Audi. Silver suitcase Chick takes vaccine.
Guy yaps fat guy on shoulder.
Fat guy givs chick real vaccine. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Guy never had disease he is a wankerrr lying motherfucker of a cuntsackfaceholeshitheadickhole.
Black guy and wife getsssssss vaccinnee. WOOOOOOOO.
He gives it to kid instead. Wife also gets it.
People getting vaccinateddd yo.
Lots of people. Now they @ football stadium vaccinating peoples.
Kid puts on dress.
Dunno what.
DAAAAMMMOONNN looking at slutty wifes cameraaa. She is slutting it up with asia. Very quiet. Need some music up here in this bitch.
Young chick looks about 25. She is having prom night. Lets hope she does not get lucky cos that would be with matt daaammoooonnnnnnnn. BUT NOO the horny neighbour kid is here. Fucfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfcuk.
OMG now MATT DAMON CRIES ONLY lieeek a year later. You have slow reactions DAAMMOONNN.
Very slow dancing. Sllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww. How cute. They are dancing matt damon now smiling. Wtf you were crying a minute ago. Thought you were taking photos. Where are the photos. Panning up to a tree. Cool tree bro. Oh look a bulldozer. What the shit is there a bulldozer for what are they doing. Taking down some trees? I don’t follow.There is a bat. Bat took shit from a random tree now its hanging upside down. Dropped a fruit thing into a pig pen now piggy in basket poorpiggy. It going in car. PIG DEADD. She shake hands with soup chef he first one to get infected then she get infected. ZOMGGG EPIC TWIST. Not rally
IN CONCLUSSION. PEOPLE GET VIRUS. SOME DIE SOME LIVE. Vaccine gets made. Helps people bitch does a dance Matt damon finally cries.
What is the moral of the story? Eat chicken not pork.
FUCKKK YOUUUUUU DAMMOONNNNNNN
