Over-Competitive Lance Armstrong Challenges Cancer To Rematch

[dunk]

I love the Onion
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55032

 

[fatass]

Aahahahaa!, thats fake, right? dear lord I hope it is...

 

[alchemist]

Aahahahaa!, thats fake, right? dear lord I hope it is...

You're new here aren't you? Take some time and read some other parts of The Onion.

 

[takai]

Bwhahahaha, although if the opportunity arose i probably wouldnt put it past Lance

 

[Dozer]

I bet $10 he couldn't beat it if it infected one of his loved ones.....

 

[RCOH]

Nice find.

 

[fatass]

Halfway through I started thinking it was absurd, pretty funny though, some of the other stuff is great.

 

[Breaka]

Aahahahaa!, thats fake, right? dear lord I hope it is...

Definitely fake. Although it wouldn't surprise me if the super-competitive Armstrong would want to have it out with cancer again. I read a few other articles on the same website and turns out they are all piss takes.

Seems like a pretty descent website....I'm gunna' check a bit more of it out!

If Armstrong took on cancer and won...surely Tyson could take on Godzilla