Spelling tips for Mountain Bikers.

pink poodle said:
There is also the type of going down that implies loosing or getting caught out...like when you catch me going on your wife and threaten that I'm going down! MThen give me a hiding so bad I won't be descending on my bike for a long time. Maybe puncture my lunch while punching me.

Of all the days to not work in front of a computer anymore! I like this thread.
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It's 'LOSING', you fucking monster.
 
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this so far:

Dampening - The act of making something wet.
Damping - A reduction or restriction of oscillation such as the movement of a fork, shock, etc.

Dampener - An object that makes something wet.
Damper - The component of your fork, shock, etc that controls the movement.

And whilst I'm being a pedant:

(Bicycle) Fork - A device that holds the front wheel.
Forks - The plural of fork.

I've never understood why people happily refer to the forks on their bike when they wouldn't consider the implement used for eating to be a forks.
 
anthonyma said:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this so far:

Dampening - The act of making something wet.
Damping - A reduction or restriction of oscillation such as the movement of a fork, shock, etc.

Dampener - An object that makes something wet.
Damper - The component of your fork, shock, etc that controls the movement.

And whilst I'm being a pedant:

(Bicycle) Fork - A device that holds the front wheel.
Forks - The plural of fork.

I've never understood why people happily refer to the forks on their bike when they wouldn't consider the implement used for eating to be a forks.
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Oh Anthony, you are a true pedant, Sir!

Kudos.
 
"Aluminium" a metal derived from the smelting of bauxite

"Alloy" a composite of two or more metals

"Alley" a narrow thoroughfare between two properties

"Ally" familiar shortening of the name Allison
 
Knuckles said:
"Aluminium" a metal derived from the smelting of bauxite

"Alloy" a composite of two or more metals

"Alley" a narrow thoroughfare between two properties

"Ally" familiar shortening of the name Allison
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"Aluminum" is similar to "Aluminium", but is uniquely suited to smelting into metal bats for beating North Americans in the head with.
 
Knuckles said:
"Aluminium" a metal derived from the smelting of bauxite

"Alloy" a composite of two or more metals

"Alley" a narrow thoroughfare between two properties

"Ally" familiar shortening of the name Allison
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Thank you!!!
 
Pastavore said:
"to" - approaching or nearing, or indicating a direction. For example "Camo is going to spelling school."

"too" - in excess, or in addition. As in "Camo posts too many selfies."

"two" - a number, indicating an insufficient amount of bicycles.
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One One was a race horse
Two Two was one too
One One won one race and
Two Two won one too.
 
Puncher

To go on a puncher: Leave an institution of study or learning such as a library to avoid the act of study or learning.

I was on a puncher for two hours.*
Take a puncher!*
 
Been said before but...

Brakes: A device for slowing or stopping a vehicle or other moving mechanism by the absorption or transfer of the energy of momentum, usually by means of friction

Breaks: What happens to your bones when the brakes do not work.
 
cunnilingus*

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".
 
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