Tell em he's dreaming

[GrubNut]

This one been on ebay for months. Bonus laughs for how he lists a bicycle blue book entry that shows the bike at about one tenth the starting price.

Also "current driver licence details will be recorded prior to inspection". Fair enough, you never know when you're going to get rolled for all those sweet sweet 20 year old used entry level mtb components.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1995-DBR...esponse-CM-racing-mountain-bike-/321897455663

Kind of cool, but I wouldn't pay $50 for it tbh.

 

[stirk]

A comedian at work.

"Owner had stopped riding after contracting hayfever & bike has since been in storage for 20 years. Bike is stored indoors at room temperature inside my living-room under a 100% cotton cover”

 

[will2]

The obvious troll is obvious. Good banter I reckon.

 

[DMan]

A comedian at work.

"Owner had stopped riding after contracting hayfever & bike has since been in storage for 20 years. Bike is stored indoors at room temperature inside my living-room under a 100% cotton cover”

Hayfever is a killer. I've been so close to putting my bike into storage over mine (luckily Telfast seems to stop it....). Except I'd want to build a vacuum chamber in my livingroom first so I could evacuate all the air out of it first before I put my bike in. Do you think the threadcount is important when selecting a cotton cover?

 

[franco cozzo]

ha...soon as i started reading i thought this might be this db.
2.5K....and its been relisted for maybe the last 3 months or so....
love the $900 parts/labour bill included in the sale...from 12 years ago?
gotta love ebay

 

[Calvin27]

Douchebag thread, heard of it?

 

[sundy]

That's gold Jerry.

 

[Knuckles]

Prick rejected my offer of $7.55 plus $23.35 and a box of Zirtec for the 100% cotton cover.

 

[will2]

I offered him a fish tank and a VN Commo, closer, but no avail.

 

[Knuckles]

I offered him a fish tank and a VN Commo, closer, but no avail.

It was the Dunnydoor that fucked you.

 

[stirk]

Hayfever is a killer. I've been so close to putting my bike into storage over mine (luckily Telfast seems to stop it....). Except I'd want to build a vacuum chamber in my livingroom first so I could evacuate all the air out of it first before I put my bike in. Do you think the threadcount is important when selecting a cotton cover?

I don't dispute it i'm developing it myself lately, I'm laughing because the word contracting is normally paired with a contagious disease/illness not an allergy such as hayfever. Higher thread count would trap more spores.

 

[doihoi]

Speaking of 'Tell em he's dreaming' Kona

 

[hifiandmtb]

It looks like one of those deer that knocks my bins over...

 

[schred]

Is this a repost from the douchebag of the day thread?

edit: Love the detail about getting a service...12 years ago.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Fucking typical, i was going to offer him a great deal on his Aluminium alloy workstand!..pity its not for sale, must be too expensive-as its constructed from the official material that the TDF mechanics use for their workstands!
he also quite rightly pointed out the the marzocchi shock/fork were made in Italy, albiet poorly! but the rest of the bike components were probably made in Taiwan to a much higher standard

 

[RapidRob]

Holy crap, the bar ends on that kona are massive! Gotta love different ideas of 'top of the range'... Deore? Dreamin'

 

[Coopz]

Lot of $$ for a old Diamond Back..