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Switchboard message at the mental health clinic
Ring-ring, ring-ring
hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline
if u are an obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
if u are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you
if u have mutiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
if u are paranoid, we know who u are and what u want, stay on the line so we can trace your call
if u are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
if u are schitzophernic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell u which number to press
if u are manic-depressive, it dosent matter which number u press, no one will answer
if u have a nervous disorder , plase fidget with the hash key until a representitive comes on the line
if u have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carfully press 000
if u have short-term memory loss, press 9, if u have short-term memory loss, press 9,if u have short-term memory loss, press 9
if u have low self-esteem, please hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Ring-ring, ring-ring
hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline
if u are an obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
if u are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you
if u have mutiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
if u are paranoid, we know who u are and what u want, stay on the line so we can trace your call
if u are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
if u are schitzophernic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell u which number to press
if u are manic-depressive, it dosent matter which number u press, no one will answer
if u have a nervous disorder , plase fidget with the hash key until a representitive comes on the line
if u have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carfully press 000
if u have short-term memory loss, press 9, if u have short-term memory loss, press 9,if u have short-term memory loss, press 9
if u have low self-esteem, please hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
