Bikes are over-rated, buy my horse.
It cost me $4,000,000 back in September 1989 and has only done 5km's since. Its currently unregistered, but I can get it registered for an additional fee.
Stanley (My horse) has not one, but two whole legs, both with new tyres. Stanley (My horse) has only been dropped once, and only has two dints.
Due to Stanley's (My horse) age, his bushings will need to be replaced. Any local vet/bike store will be able to assist you with this task, or you can give it a go yourself; not much can go wrong really.
You would probably need to give Stanley (My horse) a new paint job as he was born this awful brown colour. The original owners did a crap job of the paint, they got hair stuck in the paint while it was drying so it looks really stupid. I can strip his paint off if you would like. It will cost you an extra 30c however.
All in all Stanley (My horse) is a good horsey and should last a few more years before he becomes a main ingredient in someone's sandwich.
For you I can offer a special price, only for the viewers, I repeat, This is a once off chance and is not available in any stores.
Hold your breath.....you can have your dream horse for a bargain never to be seen again price of......
$1000!!!!!!!
Call in the next thirty seconds and receive, not one but TWO half eaten rice crackers. Thats a total value of nothing COMPLETELY FREE.