Fred Nurk
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Wow, that sucks.Neigbor texts and says there’s fork shaped box sitting on the porch. He knows me well. WTF? Did I order a fork in an @ozzybmx style stupor?
Somewhat excitedly I rush home just in case.
sure looks like a fork box….
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ah, nup. It’s a fucking vacuum cleaner. I DEFINITELY didn’t order this. It’s almost like my missus is playing with my emotions..
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Well, it’s a nice day. Might wash the bike.