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Well today I touched a monkey for the first time. Despite what many of you think, all those references to spanking my monkey had nothing to do with a mischievous primate it was a euphemism.
I was having a casual walk through ueno Park when I spied a man casually walking his 2 pet monkeys. I sat down and arranged to take a photo when this spritly fellow bounced right up into my lap. The owner was all "he is friendly, it is ok" and fuck me if he wasn't too friendly! Up on my shoulders, tail wrapped around my neck, and fingering my ear! The other monkey went ape shit, ran up a tree, started screaming, I slide over to the owner so he can grab the hornbag off, other monkey leaps put of the tree and he catches it, now both monkeys are going ape shit and the one on my shoulder is giving me a nipple twister. Owner recommends I move away so I do and he pings the angry monkey back into the tree, grabs the horny monkey that wants my shirt pretty bad, now both monkeys attack him, and it really is time to spank the monkey!
All the while some old guy who is a volunteer guide at the park is trying to have a pretty casual "where are you from? How long will you be here? You should go see..." conversation with me as if there isn't any monkey trying to fuck my ear.
Reminded me of Richard Pryor and his monkeys.
Anyway Tokyo time is over for many weeks. I'm off to Niigata and the snow (what little of it there currently is...).