Whats the funniest thing you have found on a trail?
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TheLunchbox
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BAHAHAHAH WHO/WHATEVER laid that biscut owned you that day!!
axertes
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We need more park nudity in Australia, European-style, i.e. the hot young people (chicks) do it too.
Dug
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Riding into a secluded spot along a creek one day I found a couple Stark naked and going for it hell for leather. As I was just crusing on my XC they did not notice me comming (no pun intended). I must have been about 5 feet away and as I passed I just said GDay and kept on riding. I must of interupted the guys rythum as he stopped what he was doing and just look at me completly dumfounded... Shit it was really hard(not even trying to be phunny) not to crack up laughing. I knew both persons in question and as they are both married ( not to each other) the guy and gal still look very uncomfortable if I pass them in the street.....
moodybluebob
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Refreshinglygood
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passed a guy and a girl in a truck going at it, they didn't see me coming either.
Rode past the window of the truck, had to have a look in to see what I could see, the chick was a little embarrassed, she had her knee's around her ears, the bloke was pretty proud of himself though.
found a Tag a few years back.
Heaps of porno mags, a few bongs, a still burning hash pipe, chick taking a piss on the trail, thought she had a flat tyre till I got closer,
Rode past the window of the truck, had to have a look in to see what I could see, the chick was a little embarrassed, she had her knee's around her ears, the bloke was pretty proud of himself though.
found a Tag a few years back.
Heaps of porno mags, a few bongs, a still burning hash pipe, chick taking a piss on the trail, thought she had a flat tyre till I got closer,
Dug
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Don't even want to know the thinking behind that one......
chuckies_here
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A couple going at it at the top of a mountain, and my mate was funny enough to go and ask them for band-aids, The guy just said no and kept on going.
TheLunchbox
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I find a duckling, everyone else see pissing, rooting ,shitting and nakedness
Maybe im not looking hard enough
Maybe im not looking hard enough
$tanker$
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me and my mate riding along the road one day... we rode into a massive swarm of bees.. my mate realised straight away and turned out about to meters into the swarm.. but me i was already to far in so decided to crank as hard as i could to get to the other side (it was about 50 meters never seen so many bees in my life).
when i got to the other side i jumped off my bike and brushed all the bees off my face and body.. i got stung once i was hell lucky.
but my mate who only went in 2 meters got stung 5 times.
). when i got to the other side i jumped off my bike and brushed all the bees off my face and body.. i got stung once i was hell lucky
.but my mate who only went in 2 meters got stung 5 times.
Matt H
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The weirdest thing that's happened to me would probably be getting hit in the face by a startled crow. scratchy.
At the local XC loop the bushland is sadly used for illegal dumping I see plenty of out of place stuff. (plenty of couches, cupboards, whitegoods etc.)
nothing too exciting here...
At the local XC loop the bushland is sadly used for illegal dumping I see plenty of out of place stuff. (plenty of couches, cupboards, whitegoods etc.)
nothing too exciting here...
stinkytodamax
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I think a few people may have had the same experience as I have.
Back in the days before we found out you couldn't ride at Mt Ainslie in Canberra we used to knock off work and do shuttle runs all arvo. 8 blokes, 1 ute lucky the cops never caught us!
Anyway a certain well known Canberran used to get picked up by all sorts of people and then dropped back at the same place, which coincidentially was the bottom of the DH run.
One time the bloke was to lazy to even park down a gravel drive or something similar and as we drove past we got a bit of a show. Another time the same person was picked up by a bloke on a motorbike, she jumped on the back and half an hour later we watched him come back down on his own and the subject walking back down the hill, which must be about 3-4kms from the bottom of Mt Ainslie.
Funny as hell when we saw it, but come to think of it a little sad. Also watching her run from any cops that drove past was also very funny.
Some people will do a lot for $10.
Back in the days before we found out you couldn't ride at Mt Ainslie in Canberra we used to knock off work and do shuttle runs all arvo. 8 blokes, 1 ute lucky the cops never caught us!
Anyway a certain well known Canberran used to get picked up by all sorts of people and then dropped back at the same place, which coincidentially was the bottom of the DH run.
One time the bloke was to lazy to even park down a gravel drive or something similar and as we drove past we got a bit of a show. Another time the same person was picked up by a bloke on a motorbike, she jumped on the back and half an hour later we watched him come back down on his own and the subject walking back down the hill, which must be about 3-4kms from the bottom of Mt Ainslie.
Funny as hell when we saw it, but come to think of it a little sad. Also watching her run from any cops that drove past was also very funny.
Some people will do a lot for $10.
I got flashed once... JRA through my local nat. park and saw this dude in a beige trenchcoat standing to one side of the trail. I thought it abit strange seeing as it was a 35+ degree day, but each to their own I guess. Anyway as I approach him, he steps out and rips the coat open, grin on his face. I just delivered the appropriate abuse and got the fuck out of there, having seen more than enough male flesh for the day (albeit the year).
kill_switch
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one time i cam screaming round a corner on a fire road and there was this woman quickly standing up from a squatting position. she was just there like 1m off the track in open WTF.
another thing was once like 5 years a go i was riding along the dandenong creek bike track the this massive dear just walked out of the bushes ahead from me. it was huge and had the big antlers. no joke. we stoped and it just turned round and walked off.
i was also riding along once and just off the track a old tree fell over of its own accord
Brent
she was just there like 1m off the track in open WTF.another thing was once like 5 years a go i was riding along the dandenong creek bike track the this massive dear just walked out of the bushes ahead from me. it was huge and had the big antlers. no joke. we stoped and it just turned round and walked off.
i was also riding along once and just off the track a old tree fell over of its own accord
Brent
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Lots of Roos and wallabies, always fun especially if out before dawn and realise they are bouncing beside you. Or chasing them down a fire trail with fences on both sides, and they can't figure out to jump over the fence not through it.
After reading the last post I just remebered that I have seen a woman relieving herself, up until then I had managed to erase it out of my memory. I thought she was just standing off the bike path at first, then you get to about 10 to 20 metres away.....this was on a bike trail by the Maribyrnong with houses just the other side of the bike path....could she have not found a bigger tree to squat behind.
After reading the last post I just remebered that I have seen a woman relieving herself, up until then I had managed to erase it out of my memory. I thought she was just standing off the bike path at first, then you get to about 10 to 20 metres away.....this was on a bike trail by the Maribyrnong with houses just the other side of the bike path....could she have not found a bigger tree to squat behind.