Sport is my anger management.
Yes, nothing manages to make me angrier than sport.
Sport is cheaper than drink, cheaper than drugs and a better high altogether.
You either need to get a new dealer, or back off the booze for a sec. I can get drunker than any man alive has ever been for the price of a bottle of Inner Circle 150 proof rum (about $85), or so high on heroin that I'm dead for the same amount. I've spent tens of thousands of dollars on sporting equipment over the years, and still I'm crap at it
Sport takes me to a place where nothing else matters. Where nobody hassles me, nobody loves me and nobody hates me.
You've obviously never been heckled by the crowd when a 12 year old passes you when you're walking your bike up a big hill in a race
A place somewhere between home and work.
No, that's my car.
Not quite rest, not quite recouperation.
True, but it what brings about is the need for rest and recuperation, and ambulances, and spine braces, and physiotherapists and...
A place where I use my body for something it really needs.
What, broken bones? cuts? Major head injuries?
A place without deadlines, and the tick and the tock of life.
Obviously, or no-one would bother taking times at races.
Where the final demand letters don't matter.
Well, they do, particularly the ones threatening to take your car that you put down as surety on the loan to buy the Santa Cruz
Where mountains become molehills.
Or the other way around if you're as fit as me
Where it's not about competition or who's the boss.
No sports are based on beating other people? Are they?
A place with no gold medals or prize money, with no memory, no location.
Sounds like the day after the last race I went in 10 years ago. I didn't win a medal, and thanks to the party that night, I woke up with no memory or knowledge of where I was.
or a place called reality. You pick.
Sorry if I come across as bitter! (It's only partly true, honest!)
There is nothing I hate more than emotive and psuedo inspirational slogans invented by marketing people to induce sporty types to buy their clothes.