PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
Sorry but I think we all know quite a bit about that.seriously, you guys need to learn the uses of lube!
Dry = Road / dusty summer trails
Wet = Everything else.
Sorry but I think we all know quite a bit about that.seriously, you guys need to learn the uses of lube!
Especially for cyclists...you have to have enough viril sperm even then it does not always happen.
"Tears are the best lube"i have never, in all these ever had a condom break. seriously, you guys need to learn the uses of lube!
Better than broken dreams?"Tears are the best lube"
Try telling them outright? Some chicks just dont get subtlety, or they just laugh it off. Also with the pub crawl, im in agreement, not the normanby. Hows the RE sound to anyone, or, the regatta, if its open?I've taken the whole "friendship zone" thing to a new level....Right now I have like 6-7 girls lined up. Unfortunately all of these girls are internet/phone girls. For some stupid reason I just cannot get them to commit to seeing me! I've tried everything. I've been nice, I've been an asshole, I've been cheeky and confident. They all flirt with me OUTRAGEOUSLY but they never follow up. FUUUUUUU. I know for a fact (from secondary sources) that they all are into me but I can't even get them out! If I do I'm pretty confident I can seal the deal. WTF do I do?RE: Brisbane pub crawl. If the Normanby is involved at all I'm not coming. Fuck that place.
As much as you may need them - Condoms do not have brakes.As long as you stop after the condom brakes there is a reasonbly good chance she wont fall preganant. You would have to be one sick individual to keep going after it brakes!
The RE is great these days but it'd be pretty quiet on a friday night though, it's big on wednesday and sundays.Try telling them outright? Some chicks just dont get subtlety, or they just laugh it off. Also with the pub crawl, im in agreement, not the normanby. Hows the RE sound to anyone, or, the regatta, if its open?
But aren't the two linked really closely? I would have thought so...OK. I think this thread is starting to get derailed by the organising of a massive piss-up.
Not that that isn't an admirable pursuit, in fact it's one I wholeheartedly endorse but I reckon it's best that you maybe start a separate thread for it and leave this one for discussing the courting and wooing of wimmen-folk and the like.
Nope.But aren't the two linked really closely? I would have thought so...
I'm just venting more then everything, has been frustrating the hell out of me the last couple of days. she's short and snappy... It's shouldnt be hormones, not saying much to me.. Everytime she's had another issue she's spoken to me about it, if it's me she tends not to.Read.
On a serious note, what makes you think you're in trouble? Is she short with you? Ignoring you?
Could it perhaps not have anything to do with you at all? (ie. stresses at work)
*shrugs*
Interesting, sounds to me like she was playing the jealousy card (especially if she was so quick on the "hang out sunday then?" or whatever). Had it played on me almost exactly like that, let us know if anything comes of it. Well played by keeping it cool none the less.I jokingly said to her once after saying some useless peice of information..."hang with me and you'll learn heaps of useless such and such!"...to which she said...so we'll go out sunday then? I was getting to the point of asking her that day to be honest but thats how it turned out i swear, please don't judge me im a real man im not a pussy i ask girls out
But seriously yeh she did...it feels like it was kind of out of pity or nice...ness. Though i'd asked a few times before this to hang so i could ask her out properly in person but she was too busy or w/e. Lets just say...if i were a lion in the wild, having to run after my pray, i'd starve...quickly. Lol
"Time heals all."