worlds brightest flashlight

Plow King

Plow King

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Seriously? What is the point of that shit. Laminating a dolphin and strapping dildos to the top of it and marketing as a sex toy is a better idea.

Here's a conversation I would imagine happening between a 'worlds brightest flashlight owner' and a simpleton.

Asshole : I have the worlds brightest flashlight!
Simpleton : Wow. I own a normal flashlight cos' I'm not a dipshit.
Asshole : I spent $400 on it and now I can read books at night.
Simpleton. Can't you use a light for that?
Asshole : Errr. Yeah but I can burn the pages its that powerful.
Simpleton : Why would you want to do that? What would you read? You would get cum and Melted Playboy cover everywhere.
Asshole :Errr... I gotta go and pick up some more cool shit. Bye.

Alternatively instead of burning your dick on playboy cover you could get a gf or some form of buddy that you can casually use for general sex activities. I would define her/him as a general intercourse and/or sexual based activities buddy. Now don't get me wrong. I'm all for porn. Ask my dog for proof. But the problem is, why would you want to cook eggs with a flashlight. Seriously...

Hypothetically;

Superstar : Hey babe, im gonna cook these eggs with a flashlight
Hot babe (Prefferably Jessica Alba : Wow that's cool, can you please pound my vadge with this Laminated dolphin with dildos strapped to the top@

Realistically;

Dipshit : Hey babe, I'm gonna cook these eggs with a flashlight
Fat Ugly chick : Wow, you're an absolute dipshit and I hope a racoon strapped to Nasa's next project falls on you after the electronics fail upon launch.

I think that sums it up nicely.
 
muskimo

muskimo

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yeah i just saw that, reminds me of the old RC cars i had as a kid, 10mins of driving hours of charging.
 
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huckitup

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wow , ok we've all had a bitch:confused:
yea 5 minutes sucks but wouldnt it be cool so say here ill look with my torch and "torch" something and the person being like WTF:confused:
10 minutes sucks for the runtime of one of your old toy cars
myne went about 20 and only took about 45 minutes to recharge and it went 120 km/h.
here it is now :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGsfa9bfEGA
 
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Ours if for eggs and cigarettes. Seriously, I can think of several better uses for $300.

"Worlds brightest torch. Not bought by the worlds brightest people."
 
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Arete

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Here I am diving with one of these, LIKE A SHMUCK:



(rated at 10700 lumens at the surface, or twice as bright as the one in the OP - also doesn't get particularly hot, lasts 5 hours and rated to 152m. However be prepared to spend four figures on a torch and look like a complete freaking nerd at dinner parties.)
 
thecat

thecat

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Ok Say have one of these, I'm wearing a bacon flavoured power balance bracelet and I'm on this massive conveyor belt... Would the pineapple cook?
 
sockman

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thecat said:
Ok Say have one of these, I'm wearing a bacon flavoured power balance bracelet and I'm on this massive conveyor belt... Would the pineapple cook?
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Sums up the off topic section pretty accurately for the last 6 months!

The website shows it lighting an entire box of matches... now don't get me wrong, I've been known to enjoy burning things from time to time, but that's just plain silly.
 
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mowntinbika

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Regardless of all the 'It's not practical' type comments, It's just one of those things that would be fun to play with. Some nice night photos with it. (Of course I don't have money for one - but it would theoretically be in my wish list of toys I can never afford).
 
adman

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Perhaps the USA can use it to search the mountains at night - a pure stealth weapon.

Isn't stealth when you see the enemy before they see you? Because they will most certainly not be able to see AT ALL if you shine them with that....
 
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