www.theguardian.com
Yeah right. "That stuff's not mine officer, the cat brought it home..."Cat burglar: New Zealand pet steals bong, bag of white powder and lacy underwear
Keith the cat is known locally for making off with everything from live eels to tradesmen’s boots
Party On, Keith!
I think I may have worked for these people at some low point in the past.
Some of the mining recruiters are next level arseholes, I was flown to Perth for a week to sit exams, they had rung me on a Friday arvo during the last exam and the testing place told me not to answer the phone, as soon as I had finished at about 2pm, I returned the call and they wouldn't answer their phone, I had to get on a flight to Port Hedland the next day with no further details of where the job was or even the camp.
He had a persecution premonition.
Foreshadowing....derrrrrrrrr.
