Ok.Not funny.
Albert Fish or Katherine Knight would have been better punchlines.
He actually ate people because he thought they would never leave him.Absolutely….and if we’re talking about cooking people….
Dahmer was more into reanimating human sex doll zombies.
Fish was one sick MOFO.
I would have thought "Wow, where did you learn to do that thing with your tongue" would be the better line, but yes.
Me trying to get a splinter out of my finger.
Yep, sadly I'm there too. Magnifying glass on a stand helps these days.Me trying to get a splinter out of my finger.
Magnifying glass on stand with built in light for the win.Yep, sadly I'm there too. Magnifying glass on a stand helps these days.
EDIT: think it must be time for the optometrist
#2 cat had an infected hair follicle where a whisker was supposed to be. Couldn't see anything but you know ticks and stuff so I forced it under the magic 2c loupe on a stick and saw a small round grey thing. Ahha! Tick!! Grabbed the tick twister and pulling and yanked and all that happened was the cat's mount distorted and a very unhappy cat. Next morning down to the vet. Same deal. Cat pulled and pushed and nothing else so out comes the 10x magnifier. Oops that is just a dead bit of skin from the whisker getting pulled out. Poor pus. Anyway no tick.Magnifying glass on stand with built in light for the win.
My wife it a manager at OPSM and she got me to go in the other day to get an eye test. My distance is still pretty good (I had my eyes lasered about 15 years ago but my close up is starting to fail me. I do now have some reading glasses specifically for pulling splinters out.Yep, sadly I'm there too. Magnifying glass on a stand helps these days.
EDIT: think it must be time for the optometrist