Is that why he needs "A" (for Asshole) on his forehead?????
F entitle MTB riders, always on a strava run.
I have experienced these types of toilets in north western Germany (very close to the dutch border). You always had to do a mercy flush immediately after doing your business otherwise the ripe turd smell would fill the room while you wiped your arse.
Wouldn’t you just do reverse kanga, so it goes down the hole?