I had a coffee post dinner. One of them was smoking a cigarillo and decided to do so about 2m from so she could talk to the others through the open window into the cafe. A fairly obnoxious smoker thing to do. Anyway she decided to say something like "a coffee this late at night? What are you doing when you finish here?" To which I replied a lot of furious masturbating.Should’ve asked the hippies to help re-align your chacras.
Reminds me of the oldThat’s like the bush pilot that dropped off a couple of hunters. He informed them that he would return in 1 week and pick them up with their gear and only 1 moose.
When he came back they were waiting for him with all their gear and 2 moose.
He reiterated that he could only take one moose and one of the hunters told him that the previous year the bush pilot let them take both moose. Well the pilot figured if the other pilot could fly out 2 moose then he could too.
They loaded everything up and went to take off. The plane struggled to gain altitude, ended up clipping a tree and crashing. The 2 hunters dragged themselves out of the wreckage and one wondered out loud where they were.
The other one looked around and said "Looks like we’re about a half mile further than we got last year..."...