Dan Andrews goes on a fact-finding tour of Israel.
While on a tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the accompanying Australian diplomats, "you can have him shipped home for $50,000, or for just $100 you can bury him here in the Holy Land ".
The Australian diplomats retreat to a coner to discuss for a few minutes.They come back to the undertaker and declare they want Andrews shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled an asks, "why would you spend $50,000 to send him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $100?"
The diplomats replied, "a long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...... We just can't take that risk"