Ok here is another lame joke.
There is this blonde that is trying to do this jigsaw puzzle but she just can't do it. So she calls her boyfriend.
BLONDE: Hey, I'm trying to do this puzzle and I can't seem to do it.
BOYFRIEND: Ok, so what is it a picture of?
BLONDE: Well, on the box it has a picture of a rooster.
BOYFRIEND: Just wait and I'll be right there.
The boyfriend arrives at her house.
BOYFRIEND: Ok, show me the puzzle.
She shows him the puzzle.
BOYFRIEND: Ok, what you need to do is sit down, relax and then you can put the cornflakes away.
Thanks