Jokes Thread.

moorey

moorey

call me Mia
harmonix1234 said:
Wanna hear a joke I made up?

What did the egg say when it missed the bus?

“Oh no, now omelette for work”


Ergh...
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If he missed the bus, I figure he's running late for work. Why them, would he go home and making an omelette? It doesn't make sense :noidea:
 
harmonix1234

harmonix1234

Eats Squid
moorey said:
If he missed the bus, I figure he's running late for work. Why them, would he go home and making an omelette? It doesn't make sense :noidea:
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Yeah, pun aside it doesn't really have the multi-demnsional qualities of a great yolk.
The next one I create will be eggselent though.
 
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driftking

Wheel size expert
Not exactly a joke but it fits in here haha.
[video=youtube;E-bnhrFnVcY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-bnhrFnVcY[/video]
 
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g-fish

Likes Bikes and Dirt
What was the ghetto whales slogan for living on the streets?

Get wet or die tryin'

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eastie

eastie

Likes Bikes and Dirt
It's Friday Joke time

After a serious OTB, late in the night he regained consciousness...

He found himself in agonising pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

He started to realise he'd obviously been in a very serious accident.

Seeing he was awake, the nurse gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply.

"Can I feel your boobs, then?"
 
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