WTF???For reference. Looks more like bruising now.
Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?WTF???
I thought you must have been 15 still getting hickey's so went easy on this thread!
The only redemption here is to tell us that it's your girlfriend who is 15...
Next time, retaliate with one on her forehead.Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?
Vampires.Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?
Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?
Who wants face-pubes in their teeth? I blame the beard.Your face didnt cut it?
This. Neckbeard is the only sensible solution for any true internet user and comes with the added advantage of repelling all future females you may come into contact with.Grow a beard right down your neck, That would be cool.
To make them stop, just take your hand out of her pants and pinch her nose.Slap her, that will get her off your neck.
The mental image one conjures when envisaging that is brilliant! Laugh-out-loud brilliant.To make them stop, just take your hand out of her pants and pinch her nose.
Guaranteed.
Draw a face on your knob?She liked neck, what can I say?