Getting rid of a hickey.

[dcrofty]

All the cool kids are wearing them.

 

[Fat_Ride]

For reference. Looks more like bruising now.

WTF???

I thought you must have been 15 still getting hickey's so went easy on this thread!

The only redemption here is to tell us that it's your girlfriend who is 15...

 

[Dene Dweller]

Put on tomorrows trend, the skivvy.

 

[Regan of Gong]

WTF???

I thought you must have been 15 still getting hickey's so went easy on this thread!

The only redemption here is to tell us that it's your girlfriend who is 15...

Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?

 

[Arete]

Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?

Next time, retaliate with one on her forehead.

 

[U.D.O]

Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?

Vampires.

 

[ajay]

Nah, just pashing a girl when I went out last night. She liked neck, what can I say?

Your face didnt cut it?

 

[S.]

Your face didnt cut it?

Who wants face-pubes in their teeth? I blame the beard.

 

[Breaka]

Grow a beard right down your neck, That would be cool.

 

[Reece.]

Oath, she (or he) did a decent job...

 

[indica]

Slap her, that will get her off your neck.

Skanky bitch.

 

[Ryan]

Grow a beard right down your neck, That would be cool.

This. Neckbeard is the only sensible solution for any true internet user and comes with the added advantage of repelling all future females you may come into contact with.

 

[Jon]

Slap her, that will get her off your neck.

To make them stop, just take your hand out of her pants and pinch her nose.
Guaranteed.

On the work from take a picture of a glamour and say "wouldn't you?"

 

[bitterbro]

Tell your boss it was a man.

They won't ask anymore questions

 

[dcrofty]

Go back to the chick for a full body hickey and tell work you got sunburned

 

[tommy-d]

my best disguise was a temporary aussie flag tat, was the day before Aus. Day so worked very well

 

[Tristan23]

To make them stop, just take your hand out of her pants and pinch her nose.
Guaranteed.

The mental image one conjures when envisaging that is brilliant! Laugh-out-loud brilliant.

 

[Regan of Gong]

Haven't actually laughed at a Rotofark thread for a long time, but this one had me in stitches.

Work went alright- had some comments from people. Me ad the personell manager actually had a laugh about it and how I "ran into a tree"- she told me this other girl turned up with them everywhere the other day hahaha.

Still trying to avoid my mum seeing them...

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Well it's a bit late now but I thought the obvious solution would be to get a tattoo over the offending blemish. Something classy like a spider's web or a swallow or something...

 

[wombat]

She liked neck, what can I say?

Draw a face on your knob?