You know you're a cyclist when...

[bellsy]

When ALL of your friends are bike riders or involved in bikes in some way

This is totally me! lol

 

[harmonix1234]

When your'e on rotorburn at 5am

 

[Steve-0]

When your'e on rotorburn at 5am

+1.

When you turn on you computer and always check Rotorburn and Pinkbike before anything else.

 

[hach_bee]

When your'e on rotorburn at 5am

When you're here at 3am and the 'no new posts have been added' message saddens you deeply.

 

[cluster]

when your calluses get so massive and rough that you start getting blisters from them rubbing on your fingers whilst holding things...
ended up having to file them down!

oh yeah, and when you can randomly google pretty much any bike-related online store, and your name comes up as already being logged in.

 

[hiredassassin]

oh yeah, and when you can randomly google pretty much any bike-related online store, and your name comes up as already being logged in.

nice.

when even n+1 is not enough, and you're trying to work out how you can fit n+2

 

[WolfCreekPsycho]

... you meet friendly people like this guy

http://video.news.com.au/2052263071/Cyclist-attacked-in-road-rage

 

[harmonix1234]

... you meet friendly people like this guy

http://video.news.com.au/2052263071/Cyclist-attacked-in-road-rage

I love that a slight twist of the head from the cyclist means the a-hole ends up punching the back of the helmet.
You don't push much helmet with a fist.

 

[Lorday]

... you meet friendly people like this guy

http://video.news.com.au/2052263071/Cyclist-attacked-in-road-rage

I wish the cyslist had a dlock.

 

[Bjorn]

nice.

when even n+1 is not enough, and you're trying to work out how you can fit n+2

It's now S-1, where S= the number of bicycles at which your spouse will divorce you.

 

[Norco Maniac]

It's now S-1, where S= the number of bicycles at which your spouse will divorce you.

well i for one would rather my spouse be out playing with bikes than at the pub with his mates

 

[hach_bee]

When you're up in the middle of a Saturday night, not drinking or clubbing... but watching the World Champs on freecaster.

And it's the most fun I've had all week

 

[MTBStromlo]

when you can identify every tyre tread in the dirt

... and then estimate the km its done
... and the psi ran

 

[Steve-0]

when you can identify every tyre tread in the dirt

... and then estimate the km its done
... and the psi ran

When your unsure of where to go or if your on the right track, you look for mtb tracks in the dirt.

...and then determine which tyre it is so you can figure out what bike they were riding and how long ago.

Did this alot today and just realized how funny it sounds when you mentioned it

 

[Sneebyl]

When your new knee-length "business socks" keep falling down because your calves are so thin (but muscly )

And:

When you have to buy baggy jeans because normal ones don't fit past your knees due to your hefty cyclist's thighs.

 

[IronPony]

When your driving down a long hill in your car and you aero tuck to go faster without even thinking about it.

 

[Rodders]

When you wish the direct overhead camera shots on the mountain stages of the Tour de France would linger for longer so that you can case out the single track running down the side.

 

[Warwick]

When you wish the direct overhead camera shots on the mountain stages of the Tour de France would linger for longer so that you can case out the single track running down the side.

Hah, I thought I would be the only one....

 

[IIITAK3NIII]

Last night I had a dream (it was actually a nightmare lol) where I was freaking out because I didn't know if I wanted to run 2.1 or 2.35 sized tyre up front on my xc bike.

 

[Bjorn]

Last night I had a dream (it was actually a nightmare lol) where I was freaking out because I didn't know if I wanted to run 2.1 or 2.35 sized tyre up front on my xc bike.

No wonder you were freaking out; why would you run 2.35 on an XC bike?