Little Things You Hate
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scuba05
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So, 1st day back at uni. No, thats not the little thing I hate.
The thing I hate is that getting off the train at home, I broke my pair of thongs. This meant I had a 250-300m walk from the station to my car on burning hot asphalt bare foot. I am pretty sure I have burnt the soles of my feet as a result, which is both painful and annoying.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you ALWAYS buy double-plugger thongs.
PS, yes I am aware that I could have worn the other thong, but this would look (and feel) plain stupid.
The thing I hate is that getting off the train at home, I broke my pair of thongs. This meant I had a 250-300m walk from the station to my car on burning hot asphalt bare foot. I am pretty sure I have burnt the soles of my feet as a result, which is both painful and annoying.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you ALWAYS buy double-plugger thongs.
PS, yes I am aware that I could have worn the other thong, but this would look (and feel) plain stupid.
Norco Maniac
Is back!
i wish i could use substances -illegal or prescribed - to excuse my total outrage at the mess that is our current society but unfortunately the only mind-altering substance i ingest is one flat white coffee a day.
what's your poison?
Binaural
Eats Squid
No, really?
Registered Nutcase
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Shut up. Please note my domination of you by writing my reply ABOVE your quote.
On a more serious note, when did kitchens get computers?
On a more serious note, when did kitchens get computers?
How to cure the mess? Stop teaching Religion and ditch it from the human race altogether. Religion creates conflict on any level you preach it.......... It is also boring and brain washing and believe it or not one of the richest entities known to man.
frenchman
Eats cheese. Sells crack.
I just make my own smack from a mix of codeine, match heads and iodine.
That's my excuse. Yours isn't drugs so what is it?
Norco Maniac
Is back!
RN, i do so hope that was tongue-in-cheek.
*sigh*.
and Dozer, in answer to your comment, i personally believe religion and politics should be strictly divided. unfortunately the Americans (and John Howard) don't agree.
Norco Maniac
Is back!
intelligence, education, and a social conscience.
I'm with you , but unfortunately Tony Abbott doesn't agree either.
Spike-X
Grumpy Old Sarah
If God wanted you to make your own decisions, he wouldn't have given you a uterus, dear.
Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
Riding along without a care in the world, the ride, up to this point it was bliss.
Then the pig noticed something flying towards him, and thought better give it a miss.
A swerve to the left, and a flick to the right, surely he’d gone ‘round it.
But then there came along a buzzing sound, which left him quite confounded.
He saw a wasp, of medium size, and thought it might just follow him home.
But then the wasp it struck the pig, and got him on the collar bone.
The sting not lethal, but stung a bit - told the pig a lot.
“No more of them!”, as the area around the sting quickly got sore and hot.
Flailing his arms around him and running fingers through thinning hair,
The fucker flew along side him, like it was suspended in the air.
What the f*ck had the pig done? What the f*ck was this about?
The next few strikes missed the pig, but left him in no doubt.
Maybe the pig just got to close, to funky wasp baby makin’,
But the f*cker will surely be back, now he’s had a taste of bacon
Then the pig noticed something flying towards him, and thought better give it a miss.
A swerve to the left, and a flick to the right, surely he’d gone ‘round it.
But then there came along a buzzing sound, which left him quite confounded.
He saw a wasp, of medium size, and thought it might just follow him home.
But then the wasp it struck the pig, and got him on the collar bone.
The sting not lethal, but stung a bit - told the pig a lot.
“No more of them!”, as the area around the sting quickly got sore and hot.
Flailing his arms around him and running fingers through thinning hair,
The fucker flew along side him, like it was suspended in the air.
What the f*ck had the pig done? What the f*ck was this about?
The next few strikes missed the pig, but left him in no doubt.
Maybe the pig just got to close, to funky wasp baby makin’,
But the f*cker will surely be back, now he’s had a taste of bacon
Minlak
custom titis
Ill take $50 on your a dead man if any one wants to cover it?
leitch
Feelin' a bit rrranty
Fucking lol.
Dealing with the anti evolution crowd on a regular basis. Today I was doing a museum tour for an elementary school group and had a a mother/teacher/minder take me aside and chastise me for "filling the kids heads with nonsense...It's only a theory and the creation story is just as valid." Sure. Gravity is also a theory, yet unlike the ark story it makes the prediction that when I drop things they accelerate towards the earth at a rate (notwithstanding air resistance) of 9.8 ms-1. We can stand here an test it all day if you want. Totally equivalent. Falsifiable predictions, you mental god-damn midget - where's yours? When you've got a P value on 'god said let there be light' come talk to me. Did you get a flu shot this year? Know why you need one every year, you inbred, nice-as-pie redneck halfwit?
I wish we could send them all out to live in caves with a burning stick a stone implement or at least gag them when they visit museums. Science or GTFO.
I wish we could send them all out to live in caves with a burning stick a stone implement or at least gag them when they visit museums. Science or GTFO.
scblack
Leucocholic
I have looked recently on www.roadbikereview.com website, which is American. The god-botherers in a CYCLING website are overpowering. And the Americans seem to tippy-tippy toe around their comments, as though making a "religious" comment is all-mighty and cannot be criticised.
Sadly the most hypocritical country of all.
Tristan23
Farkin guerilla
People who talk bullshit. Not like the occasional exaggeration to enhance a story, but all-out, ridiculous, completely unbelievable lies, straight to your face. How do people get to that state, with that kind of notoriety and still think people believe what they say?