Yea that shits me, especially when people do it in places like shopping centres.
Little Things You Hate
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golden path
Banned
What is the deal with fuckwits (often women, I have noticed) talking on the phone, when they are in a new car that has hands-free?
Knuckles
Lives under a bridge
They're fuckwits, cannot work out how to use it.....the real question is, what the fuck is so important that you need to discuss it while you are hurtling along at a hundred clicks in a two tonne cage of death?
Wife: "why don't you answer your phone?"
Me: "I was driving"
Wife: "so, why didn't you answer your phone!?"
Me: ":doh: you called three minutes ago, I've called you back. What's up?"
Wife: "I needed to talk to you when I called! Answer your fucking phone when I call you! "
Me: "oooooookay, but what were you calling about?"
Wife: "it's too late now! I was calling to tell you I won't be home for dinner next Friday."
Me:
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Beej1
Senior Member
Double whammy is when they're holding their phone, on a freeway, speeding up & slowing down because they don't know how to use cruise control either.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
And the phone is on hands free!
Girls on P plates, Every F***N time !!!
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Summer morning rides are great and all, but they have a few dark sides ..........
Spider web duty where you are sure that something big is parked on the back of your shoulder beyond your sight, especially on the downish sections at speed. Fahn flies that just have to sit on your glasses, your ears or go for your mouth just make me want to go all 'Allahu Akbar' and grab the nearest AK47 jihadi stylee :wacko:
Spider web duty where you are sure that something big is parked on the back of your shoulder beyond your sight, especially on the downish sections at speed. Fahn flies that just have to sit on your glasses, your ears or go for your mouth just make me want to go all 'Allahu Akbar' and grab the nearest AK47 jihadi stylee :wacko:
golden path
Banned
Yeah, been hitting heaps of websites lately...and not the sort I normally like.... :becky:
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Yeah sure...did your wife really believe that?
The Duckmeister
Has a juicy midrange
This has probably been covered before but anyway....
Dumb shit drivers who crawl along at 40 in a 60 zone, and brake for every slight kink, and worse, at the sight of every oncoming vehicle.
Dumb shit drivers who crawl along at 40 in a 60 zone, and brake for every slight kink, and worse, at the sight of every oncoming vehicle.
Flow-Rider
Burner
Friggen Volvo drivers with their white gloves.
The Duckmeister
Has a juicy midrange
More often these days it's Toyota drivers, but in this case it was neither, but a Merc Urban Assault Vehicle.
stirk
Burner
I can't wait to unleash my new air horn on drivers like this!
If it's a Toyota Camry or echo and the driver has white or blue rinse hair I'll forgive the slow erratic driving, but only just.
safreek
*******
total agreement, toyos followed by mercs, though the mercs had it owned until the last couple of years. Volvos are too cool to be owned by oldies any more :smokin:
wavike
Likes Dirt
Lexus are the new Volvo - Toyota drivers who retired with some money and went from 2 cars to one.
golden path
Banned
Young girls, metrosexuals and soccer mums in Jeeps. The former in povvo pack ones, but all driving around like they own the roads.
