Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[moorey]

You call those Kurb Twangers?

 

[fatboyonabike]

I’m flattered you class me as only middle aged. Rule 23 of the internet: if it exists, there’s porn about it.

with your healthy diet, sadly you are only half way on this fuckshow we call life!..better enjoy the ride, you have some many miles to go

 

[Minlak]

You call those Kurb Twangers?

I personally don’t - but that’s what I know of them to be called

 

[moorey]

I personally don’t - but that’s what I know of them to be called

ok boomer.

 

[moorey]

That is excellent satire....please tell me it's satire?

 

[Mr Crudley]

Not really douche but just a top dollar ask... there has been quite a few of these up over the last few weeks.

No warranty, second hand, a few marks and Cyclinic has brand new stock of most Factory forks for $1839

If Jeremy really wants the 'gloss look' then some Invisiframe type protection adhesive stuff would be much easier way.
Bike fashion is getting more out of hand.

 

[moorey]

with your healthy diet, sadly you are only half way on this fuckshow we call life!..better enjoy the ride, you have some many miles to go

There's still a market for me though? Right?

 

[Mr Crudley]

Googled it and still got nothing.

Surely Victoria must have had tonnes of these on old Holdens, Fords and Chryslers.
They are good for an extra 10 mph top end speed before kph was invented.

The car equivalent of the kick stand bolt on but a lot less practical.

 

[Mr Crudley]

You call those Kurb Twangers?

Curb or kerb twangers. Could be a dialect thing

 

[Minlak]

There's still a market for me though? Right?

You really could use a Game Stop bailout to try and make you relative again

 

[Daniel Hale]

why bother with those gutter twangers, you want something which can take out a mobility scooter [or ebike if you feel the hate]- from topgear

 

[moorey]

You really could use a Game Stop bailout to try and make you relative again

Relevant?

 

[creaky]

Relevant?

Hardly

 

[Minlak]

Relevant?

I stand by what I said

 

[Dales Cannon]

I’m flattered you class me as only middle aged. Rule 23 of the internet: if it exists, there’s porn about it.

Spanner crabs?

 

[DMan]

Ahem: https://www.specialized.com/au/en/hotwalk-carbon/p/188009?color=303781-188009&searchText=94021-0005

May as well grab one when you're picking up your new SWorks Levo SL. Bet they sell squillions...

 

[moorey]

Spanner crabs?

That's trending on Pornhub as we speak.

 

[Dales Cannon]

That's trending on Pornhub as we speak.

linky?

 

[moorey]

Ask in the @Minlak thread.

 

[hifiandmtb]

Douches indeed.

I’m sure there’s a cyclist to blame in there somewhere.