Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[ozzybmx]

What makes this a douche listing?

Shit one !
Hang your head high knowing you didn't cash in on covid, but its sad to see those you have helped kicking dirt in the face of the seller you convinced to help the kid out.
We are still learning, even at 50... or nearly there in my case.

 

[ozzybmx]

I used to somewhat believe this but really the universe gives not one fuck.

True dat, apart from Chops, fucking over or profiteering off another burner is the unforgivable sin.

 

[ozzybmx]

Cracked frame $5500

 

[Daniel Hale]

Cracked frame $5500

only a specialized owner would dare ask that

 

[moorey]

only a specialized owner would dare ask that

Or a Yeti owner...but the cracking is implied.

 

[beeb]

Or a Yeti owner...but the cracking is implied.

"Complimentary" - It's all in the wording...

 

[Squidfayce]

I'm assuming the crack is from a crash given it's so new. Maybe he hit his head?

 

[hifiandmtb]

$5500 for the cracked frame PLUS the SRAM AXS groupset at al? Not a terrible deal. I thought it was $5.5k for the frame only.

 

[pink poodle]

True dat, apart from Chops, fucking over or profiteering off another burner is the unforgivable sin.

You're right, it is easy to forgive chops for doing it.

 

[fatboyonabike]

I am assuming, and please feel free to shoot me down...But a bike less than 1 year old would surely be covered under warranty, most decent mountain bike frames are lifetime warranty and 1 year on parts.
sounds sus to me!
and for $5.5K you think he could throw in the pedals and bidon cages, tight arsed roadies!

 

[Daniel Hale]

I am assuming, and please feel free to shoot me down...But a bike less than 1 year old would surely be covered under warranty, most decent mountain bike frames are lifetime warranty and 1 year on parts.
sounds sus to me!
and for $5.5K you think he could throw in the pedals and bidon mounts, tight arsed roadies!

most top tube cracks don’t get warranties anymore, around the seatpost i see people getting replacements, but middle of top tube is usually garage door, maccas drive thru eg al

 

[moorey]

most top tube cranks don’t get warranties anymore

Good old top tube cranks.

 

[ausdb]

Cracked frame $5500

Have you got a link to the page this is on, Is the crack on the seat stay? Ye olde eyes are not so good on the phone screen these days.
Even if Spec don't do crash replacement there's two places in Perth that could repair that for him if he was serious.

 

[pink poodle]

Good old top tube cranks.
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I prefer head tube cranks.

Have you got a link to the page this is on, Is the crack on the seat stay? Ye olde eyes are not so good on the phone screen these days.
Even if Spec don't do crash replacement there's two places in Perth that could repair that for him if he was serious.

Easy...easy...dude wants this to be someone else's problem.

 

[Daniel Hale]

Have you got a link to the page this is on, Is the crack on the seat stay? Ye olde eyes are not so good on the phone screen these days.
Even if Spec don't do crash replacement there's two places in Perth that could repair that for him if he was serious.

seems to be taken down, i can’t see it anymore

 

[Daniel Hale]

this text is ott, ask price i couldn’t fit in pic w his waffle, 8900

 

[Litenbror]

this text is ott, ask price i couldn’t fit in pic w his waffle, 8900
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It's because he's a roadie right?

 

[moorey]

It's because he's a roadie right?

At least I can read his....

 

[creaky]

Cause that’s all buyers need to know ....

 

[moorey]

Cause that’s all buyers need to know ....

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It’s enough to put off smart buyers.