Confessions from the fuckwits

[Tubbsy]

I'm picturing scenes like this:

 

[JEBBS]

That is a pretty cool idea for a YouTube video though - Stopping people at the trail ahead and assessing their bikes for correctness.

Should be a combo of bike and rider, lord knows there are alot of riders out there who should stick to the road

 

[Minlak]

Should be a combo of bike and rider, lord knows there are alot of riders out there who should stick to the road

If we include rider do we appreciate matchy - matchy kit or do we fine them for being wankers?

 

[JEBBS]

If we include rider do we appreciate matchy - matchy kit or do we fine them for being wankers?

personally, fine the fuckers. We are here to ride, its not a fashion show
Does that sound a bit harsh

 

[Dales Cannon]

Fine the first one for matchy matchy, let the next through. Fine the next non matchy matchy etc. Repeat.

 

[Minlak]

personally, fine the fuckers. We are here to ride, its not a fashion show
Does that sound a bit harsh

Well from you its not harsh - You don't even align your valves

 

[JEBBS]

Well from you its not harsh - You don't even align your valves

Boom

 

[Jim Junkie]

It’s a Orange: 10 years no parole.
Tyre logo, valves not aligning: non roadworthy sticker.
Ebike: hoon laws, vehicle impounded for 30 days.

If it's hoon laws though, does it go to the crushers on the 3rd offence?

Do skewers / axle levers have to be aligned?

I feel like I'm going to be in for a rough time under this system.

 

[DMan]

If it's hoon laws though, does it go to the crushers on the 3rd offence?

Do skewers / axle levers have to be aligned?

I feel like I'm going to be in for a rough time under this system.

I'd rather see people fined for running dry chains.

 

[JEBBS]

If it's hoon laws though, does it go to the crushers on the 3rd offence?

Do skewers / axle levers have to be aligned?

I feel like I'm going to be in for a rough time under this system.

I am going to get smashed at this rate, i cant even align my valves. Although an E-Bike is just plane sacrilege, so that's next level infringement

 

[pink poodle]

Should be a combo of bike and rider, lord knows there are alot of riders out there who should stick to the road

I'd love some trail police pulling up douche bags for skids, not railing berms, changing jumps...

 

[JEBBS]

And, cold beers for the crews that repair/build and look after the tracks

 

[stirk]

I'd rather see people fined for running dry chains.

Food delivery people rely on their squeaking chains to alert pedestrians to their on coming presence at 30kph on the footpath. If they oiled the chain there could be carnage!

 

[PJO]

Do skewers / axle levers have to be aligned?

Bugs me when they are not, but what's worse is when the quick-release seatpost clamps are sticking out at odd angles. This is less of a problem these days on the trail with most having bolt up clamps but it's still a MAJOR issue when commuting.

 

[moorey]

It’s a Orange: 10 years no parole.
Tyre logo, valves not aligning: non roadworthy sticker.
Ebike: hoon laws, vehicle impounded for 30 days.

'AN' Orange...you bounder.

 

[Jim Junkie]

Food delivery people rely on their squeaking chains to alert pedestrians to their on coming presence at 30kph on the footpath. If they oiled the chain there could be carnage!

My kids have labelled Domino's delivery bikes as seagull bikes, purely due to the sound they make pedalling down the road.

Bike abuse is a ciminal offense, punishable with jail time or public floggings.

Again, I'm probably just digging my own grave here.

 

[JEBBS]

My kids have labelled Domino's delivery bikes as seagull bikes, purely due to the sound they make pedalling down the road.

Bike abuse is a ciminal offense, punishable with jail time or public floggings.

Again, I'm probably just digging my own grave here.

Public flogging for bike abuse, VOTE NOW -> someday there could be a law and well, it all started in the fuckwits forum

 

[gregb]

... it all started in the fuckwits forum

So it will fit in well at parliament.

 

[Nambra]

Public flogging for bike abuse, VOTE NOW -> someday there could be a law and well, it all started in the fuckwits forum

Extra demerits for Lycra abuse too. Some of those middle-aged dad bods... it would be easier to cling wrap a gym ball.

 

[Minlak]

Extra demerits for Lycra abuse too. Some of those middle-aged dad bods... it would be easier to cling wrap a gym ball.

Style shaming yes / body shaming no - we aim to create a safe place for people here.