Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Can't google on a work phone. Got a definition for me?
About to use my bike, after 12months odd
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Replace your pegging object with a block of ginger.
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
Sigh. Children. If you want a serious answer then you should upgrade of course. That's what everyone here does after an extended period of not riding their bike.... :laugh:
Spike-X
Grumpy Old Sarah
It's when a dude gets fucked in the bum by a lady with a strapon.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Geez, this is a new low in 3 pages only.......... :suspicious:
Anyhow I'd guess a snapped carbon seatpost would give much the same sensation but you wouldn't have had to take it out for dinner and dancing beforehand.
Anyhow I'd guess a snapped carbon seatpost would give much the same sensation but you wouldn't have had to take it out for dinner and dancing beforehand.
Knuckles
Lives under a bridge
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Or do what I did and buy 3 for bargain prices as everyone moves to boost/carbon/+.
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Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Yeah thats peggin, but the ginger one was new to me hahaha.
Glad you cleared it up for everyone though mate.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
that and pumping the tyres, shock & fork to the correct pressure. The inverting the bike overnight to move the fork and shock oil around is a good one too. Maybe add some extra stans fluid to the tyres if running tubeless. Take plenty of water, snack/banana, multitool etc. put on sunscreen if it's a warm sunny day. etc etc etc
Remember to have fun. :bananalama:
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Clean the general area with plenty of methylated spirits afterwards.
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
deepheat aids recovery
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
You be sure to report back.
Jesterarts
Likes Dirt
I think that would just bring me full circle back to the angry wife pegging.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Or worse. She might put you on the Judas seat as a test of your on saddle endurance.
Jesterarts
Likes Dirt
Holly shit... it's happening.
PS, If anyone sees a rather large man in black and blue on the side of the trail, looking like he's trying to breath through his bum, nothing to see here, carry on.
PS, If anyone sees a rather large man in black and blue on the side of the trail, looking like he's trying to breath through his bum, nothing to see here, carry on.
Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
Is it wrong that the pig giggled..... if it's wrong, then nothing is right....Holly shit... it's happening.
PS, If anyone sees a rather large man in black and blue on the side of the trail, looking like he's trying to breath through his bum, nothing to see here, carry on.
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Fred Nurk
No custom title here
Holly shit... it's happening.
PS, If anyone sees a rather large man in black and blue on the side of the trail, looking like he's trying to breath through his bum, nothing to see here, carry on.
I dunno, first we hear about 'pegging' in this thread, and then some alternate breathing method. Giggling is probably the safer option.
If nothing else, it brings a new perspective to 'holding your breath', or is that what happens at a first pegging experience?
Jesterarts
Likes Dirt
Surprisingly well all in all.
Fitness was not as bad as anticipated so got through about 15km before my lower back and arse had enough.
Also, the new minions I put on are a bloody treat! So much grid that saved me a few times when I ran out of talent.