Alleged Facts
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thecat
NSWMTB, Central Tableland MBC
Not true............. I was using our nice shiny Dyson vacuum cleaner to give the ute a clean up and didn't hear my lovely fiance approaching.............................
She had a rifle in her hands that I allegedly have in my possesion and pulled the trigger. She wasn't happy about me getting the vacuum cleaner dirty! She ran her sweet little arse out of the garage and up the street laughing and thinking she was reeeeeeaaaal awesome. What she didn't know was that while she bailed out of the garage I ran out after her and skied the best damn quarter back throw with my grid iron. She stopped, looked up and wham! Right between the chesty bits. Needless to say, she don't touch my grid iron and she now vacuums my car.
Red Peekay
Likes Dirt
The term Fark in it's true sense of spelling, allegedly stands for, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", which was what you were charged with for sleeping with a minor around the turn of the century and was abbreviated to the word we now know on court papers! Allegedly!! So that's why we are all farkers!!
So that's why we are all farkers!!I didn't say he invented it
He produced and marketed it, well the modern version as we know it. But apparently it was one of his patents that allowed another bloke to invent the flushing toilet, or so the story goes. Having said that, the story came from his great grand son.
rone
Eats Squid
I've read his autobiography. It's shit.I didn't say he invented it
J@se
Breezeway Bandit
Norco Maniac
Is back!
well that's where you went wrong, Dozer, you were vacuuming the ute! should have been the loungeroom
Red Peekay
Likes Dirt
Perhaps you should tie a couple of those cat bells around her neck...... no more surprises then!!
thecat
NSWMTB, Central Tableland MBC
Aye but Fry claims the first recorded use of the phrase "to crap" pre dates Thomas Crappers birthI didn't say he invented it
there are a whole bunch of theories for that one.The term Fark in it's true sense of spelling, allegedly stands for, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", which was what you were charged with for sleeping with a minor around the turn of the century and was abbreviated to the word we now know on court papers! Allegedly!!
Another one was "Fornication Under Consent of the King" meaning surfs and even some level of nobility needed permission to marry and produce kids
According to urban legions none of them are true
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm
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harmonix1234
Eats Squid
This guy can get your stuck pedals off, if vinegar and oxy torches don't work...
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
taquar
Likes Dirt
Oh fucking balls, not that guy...This guy can get your stuck pedals off, if vinegar and oxy torches don't work...
Allegedly.
You forgot boiling water as well. Allegedly...
Season 2 of, "Oh god, pedals are stuck" had to be cancelled due to NSR and Sharkbearopus going off the rails and not turning up to shoot. Apparently they partied with Spongebob, 4 alpacas and 2 deaf midget hookers for 3 whole hours during which time they consumed up to 4 cups of hot chocolate and a salmon. Allegedly.
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thecat
NSWMTB, Central Tableland MBC
Sharkbearopus is "WINNING!!!"
rone
Eats Squid
..and several other things.
rabatt
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Rone knows this from personal experience... Allegedly