AM shorts nicks things - help out a newb

[MudRhino]

If padded/chamois undershorts aren't enough, get crazy with the chamois creme:

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I see what I am doing wrong, this stuff isn't a replacement for burl cream....

 

[baron]

Rub some nappy rash cream over the sore bits. Way cheaper than the fancy cream you buy at the bike shop and works a treat.
Also, the more you ride the more resilient your arse / taint / man thighs become.
Good knicks under your shorts are a must, too.