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Freediver

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To put 200kw in perspective, a few years ago I was involved with a bush doof crew. The 13 kW system we used shook the windows in a house 500 metres away.
 

pink poodle

Our man in Japan
I'm not sure where to put this and fuck I know most people don't want to read it but...I've gotta get it out.

I live in a terrace/townhouse. You already know where this is going so stop reading! Excellent...you have stayed. At about 1am one of the girls next door, who's bedroom window faces my ensuite window, starts having no so loud but definitely not quiet sexual relations.

From what I could tell she was kind of having a good time...nearly a great time and then mumbled chatter. Then a mobile things. Then a text. Then very quickly transitioning back to fun...and almost a great time and suddenly more chatter. I know what your thinking, I'm not a sick pervert. Even with my ensuite closed off it bounced through the lane way and was too hot to close up the whole house! Anyway this time the chatter was a bit louder and tense, "she is probably just wondering where I am" he said. Another quick transition to the loud sounds of nearly knowing how it finishes to get to the finish line of the 800m dash.

Why such a short race your say? Why not a marathon? Well read on. This isn't drawn out over hours her, but all within a few minutes. Back and forward they go...the phone just have rang 6 times. I'm thinking 3 things here. Firstly dude!!! Put your phone on silent or turn it off...secondly does this guy need a hand or maybe other form of assistance? Maybe even a bit of pep talk. Can I be Xavier McDaniel? What would the X man say in such a situation? Thirdly...hi is ringing? Where are they? Do they need help with quarantine?

Anyway more of the huffing and the puffing...but now it's 2 voices...fader louder and oh no just a male voice. Oh no! He did need that pep talk. X man where are you? I hear draws opening and slamming shut. I hear things being shuffled about and a voice tersely says I'm looking for my vibrator. I don't think he will be invited back.

Maybe you folks that live in more spacious neighbourhoods are onto something. This was the first time such an incident has occurred here!
 

Slow moe

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can anyone recommend a site where you can play chess against a friend? Visiting my parents is out for who knows how long, would be nice if my kids could play against grandad from here
Try boardgamearena.com
you have to sign up but it’s free. I haven’t played chess on it but it’s there and all the games I’ve played have good interfaces
 

Cardy George

Is not in gaol
90's Technic lego :)

That little go-kart was my first ever technic set. Then the red jeep in the middle came with instructions that combined those two with a third set to make race car.



I then used the extras pieces from the electric motor kit to convert it to 4-wheel steering. Blew my father's tiny mind that I could do that without instructions :rolleyes:
Birthday pressie a few years backView attachment 361573
It's in pieces, but my first huge set was the next generation of that set.


That one I converted to right hand drive, and fiddled with the front suspension to give it more caster
 

silentbutdeadly

Eats Squid
I'm not sure where to put this and fuck I know most people don't want to read it but...I've gotta get it out.

I live in a terrace/townhouse. You already know where this is going so stop reading! Excellent...you have stayed. At about 1am one of the girls next door, who's bedroom window faces my ensuite window, starts having no so loud but definitely not quiet sexual relations.

From what I could tell she was kind of having a good time...nearly a great time and then mumbled chatter. Then a mobile things. Then a text. Then very quickly transitioning back to fun...and almost a great time and suddenly more chatter. I know what your thinking, I'm not a sick pervert. Even with my ensuite closed off it bounced through the lane way and was too hot to close up the whole house! Anyway this time the chatter was a bit louder and tense, "she is probably just wondering where I am" he said. Another quick transition to the loud sounds of nearly knowing how it finishes to get to the finish line of the 800m dash.

Why such a short race your say? Why not a marathon? Well read on. This isn't drawn out over hours her, but all within a few minutes. Back and forward they go...the phone just have rang 6 times. I'm thinking 3 things here. Firstly dude!!! Put your phone on silent or turn it off...secondly does this guy need a hand or maybe other form of assistance? Maybe even a bit of pep talk. Can I be Xavier McDaniel? What would the X man say in such a situation? Thirdly...hi is ringing? Where are they? Do they need help with quarantine?

Anyway more of the huffing and the puffing...but now it's 2 voices...fader louder and oh no just a male voice. Oh no! He did need that pep talk. X man where are you? I hear draws opening and slamming shut. I hear things being shuffled about and a voice tersely says I'm looking for my vibrator. I don't think he will be invited back.

Maybe you folks that live in more spacious neighbourhoods are onto something. This was the first time such an incident has occurred here!
Maybe you need to route Pornhub Premium through your stereo?
 

Chriso_29er

Likes Dirt
That little go-kart was my first ever technic set. Then the red jeep in the middle came with instructions that combined those two with a third set to make race car.



I then used the extras pieces from the electric motor kit to convert it to 4-wheel steering. Blew my father's tiny mind that I could do that without instructions :rolleyes:

It's in pieces, but my first huge set was the next generation of that set.


That one I converted to right hand drive, and fiddled with the front suspension to give it more caster
That red car was a dream set of mine that I never got :(
My ass-hole cousin had it though was epic.
 

pink poodle

Our man in Japan
Very nice @Art Vanderlay ! Your mid west accent is good

Maybe you need to route Pornhub Premium through your stereo?
Well I haven't got anylne here to help with live action noise, so that's possible a good idea. Blasted a bit of the 2 live crew earlier, just to send a message. What message? That this house has a man child in it
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nathanm

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Could just be me but I used the last week to -

Catch up on the gardening, cut down all the small trees n shrubs I didn't want, starting to get my villa ready for sale.

Painted a few rooms, god I hate painting.

and then

Cleaned the oven

i seriously need that frame and parts to start arriving.
 
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